1. 

   Jackie Chiles
   May 13th, 2005 - 11:05

   “Golden”. Well played, JJ. High comedy right there.
2. 

   JJ
   May 13th, 2005 - 13:44

   “Golden.” That’s perfect, Jackie.
3. 

   Dave
   May 13th, 2005 - 14:19

   Took me a few seconds to see it, but yep. Have to agree w/ Jackie.
4. 

   JJ
   May 13th, 2005 - 14:53

   Yeah, Dave. It took me a few seconds as well.
5. 

   Poppy
   May 13th, 2005 - 14:57

   It took me forever to see what was in the background. I guess I’m too used to watching guys pee?
6. 

   Carmi
   May 14th, 2005 - 18:36

   The wizards among us…

   That was seriously funny. Thanks for posting that!
7. 

   turboslut
   May 15th, 2005 - 03:30

   Very funny. I noticed it straight away, which worries me somewhat
8. 

   JJ
   May 15th, 2005 - 11:02

   Poppy, I normally try not to look. I don’t want to give guys the wrong idea.

   Thanks, Carmi. My favorite thing about the picture is the guy’s facial expression. He looks so utterly relieved.

   That’s okay, TS. You’re probably just naturally observant.

   Wow – I’m on an adverb kick today – seriously.
9. 

   Ev
   May 15th, 2005 - 20:55

   Dude is that in your backyard? Cause that could be me…
10. 

    JJ
    May 15th, 2005 - 22:15

    Ev, that is so true!
11. 

    Zombie_Flyboy
    May 16th, 2005 - 02:52

    Looks like someone is marking his territory.

    Ha! Ha!

    Nice.
12. 

    JJ
    May 16th, 2005 - 18:19

    Right on, ZF. I wonder if that guy knows his picture is floating around the internet…
13. 

    Keith
    May 21st, 2005 - 13:51

    Why does he have SIX FINGERS on his right hand???
14. 

    fagb0t
    May 21st, 2005 - 13:54

    Eh, could be a photoshop…
15. 

    S. Faolan Wolf
    May 21st, 2005 - 17:43

    You do realize that you just made Cruel Site of the day? Totally cool.
16. 

    JJ
    May 21st, 2005 - 17:54

    Well Keith, he’s obviously a mutant.

    Perhaps, FB. It is odd that no one around him seems to be reacting to the fact that he’s pissing on the ground right next to their feet.

    Yeah, Faolan, they’re sending a bunch of traffic my way.

    –If anyone’s wondering – supposedly this picture was taken at the Melbourne Cup, a horse race in Australia.–
17. 

    Holly Crisco
    May 21st, 2005 - 18:41

    How funny is that!! When you got to go you got to go!!
18. 

    roland
    May 21st, 2005 - 18:48

    Thats a photo of my friends, yes it was Melbourne Cup day, and I’m glad to see its as amusing as we all found it. Some guys are simply animals.
    (you can tell its Australia by the beer, BTW)
19. 

    vexxtra
    May 21st, 2005 - 20:04

    I think what you’re thinking is his “sixth finger” is actually the edge of a can of beer he’s holding (could be a soda, but I’m thinking for him to whip it out in public and pee while having a conversation, it’s probably beer)
20. 

    bowwow
    May 21st, 2005 - 23:01

    fake and old
21. 

    Me
    May 22nd, 2005 - 00:47

    I see that he’s left-handed.
22. 

    JJ
    May 22nd, 2005 - 02:11

    Sometimes you gotta go with the flow, Holly.

    Awesome, Roland. Your friends seem to really enjoy drinking and pissing.

    Thanks for the help, Vex. I was convinced he was a mutant.

    Bowwow… Old? Probably. Fake? Roland might dispute that.

    Excellent observation, Me. He’s also wearing a hat.
23. 

    CM
    May 22nd, 2005 - 12:50

    Totally fake. Why would a person pee on another in public? Give a person more credit than that……
24. 

    JJ
    May 22nd, 2005 - 12:57

    I don’t know, CM. Roland vouches for its authenticity. The reasoning? I have no idea.
25. 

    ES
    May 22nd, 2005 - 14:15

    is it me, or does he have two left hands?
26. 

    Ella
    May 22nd, 2005 - 19:38

    I saw this picture about 4 months ago in an e-mail. As a camera buff I don’t look at the background either.
27. 

    JJ
    May 22nd, 2005 - 20:21

    His hand does look a bit odd, ES.

    That sounds about right, Ella. The Melbourne Cup (where the pic was supposedly shot) happened about 7 months ago.
28. 

    susan
    May 22nd, 2005 - 22:58

    wacked
29. 

    Jimmy
    May 22nd, 2005 - 23:44

    It’s not fake, it’s at a horse race in Perth, Western Australia (Australia). We Aussies like a drink or two, and sometimes do things we think we can get away with (this time pissing in public, in front of mates). He’s not the first and won’t be the last.
30. 

    Dax69
    May 23rd, 2005 - 01:47

    I think the pic is real. But the guy really doesn’t have 6 fingers, that just isn’t that clear in this pic, but he is hung like a rabbit.
31. 

    JJ
    May 23rd, 2005 - 07:33

    Yeah, it’s pretty wild, Susan, but definitely funny.

    Thanks so much for the input, Jimmy. I think that adds a little more credibility to the picture.

    Right on, Dax.
32. 

    tex
    May 23rd, 2005 - 11:06

    trolling
33. 

    poppymomma
    May 23rd, 2005 - 12:49

    It took me awhile before I could find what I was looking for, but once I found it I had to laugh, although the more I looked at it the more things I noticed, like the fact that the guy has 3 hands, one holding his junx, one next to his pants opening then another holding a beer can. Am i nuts???? or was this pic framed?
34. 

    JJ
    May 23rd, 2005 - 18:52

    Not sure who Tex is referring to, but for any readers who are not in the know, here’s an UrbanDictionary definition of trolling: “Being a prick on the internet because you can. Typically unleashing one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks on an innocent by-stander, because it’s the internet and, hey, you can.”

    Yeah, it looks strange, PM. I saw a larger version of the pic a while back and it looked a bit clearer. But a clearer picture of a dude’s junk is not what I want.
35. 

    Ev
    May 24th, 2005 - 12:37

    Some would argue that a clearer picture of a dude’s junk is EXACTLY what you want, JJ.
36. 

    SMURF
    May 24th, 2005 - 13:11

    FAKE,DEFINATELY.IF YOU LOOK.THE CAMERA GUY MADE SURE TO GET IT IN THE PICTURE.THE GIRLS ARE OFF CENTER JUST FOR THAT REASON.PLANNED.DUMB
37. 

    JJ
    May 24th, 2005 - 19:48

    Ev, I do enjoy a good dick joke sometimes, but looking at junk is not what I want. I just think that women’s bodies are far more visually appealing than men’s. But then again, I have had a lot of posts involving cocks lately. WTF?

    Thank you, Smurf for helping my readers get a clearer understanding of what “trolling” is. You have captured the concept very well.

    I assume it’s off center because it was cropped. If I had taken the picture and noticed that in the background, I may have cropped it for comedy’s sake as well.

    Roland says he knows the people in the pic, and Jimmy backs up that story. I’m not saying it’s definitely real, but it could be.
38. 

    Bosco
    June 2nd, 2005 - 22:55

    Hey, if you look at the pic, isn’t it pretty obvious it’s fake?

    The guy is OBVIOUSLY holding a can of beer, who the hell would put a beer in front of him?
    The guy is bloody TALKING to someone else at the same time, and that hand is obviously an extra….unless he has 3 hands….but most likely someone photoshopped it in.

    Yes he looks relaxed but he’s standing RIGHT in front of the lady in pink, you sure the lady won’t like run off or something? xD
39. 

    JJ
    June 2nd, 2005 - 23:40

    Bosco, I’m not sure that it’s real, bcause I didn’t take the picture, but I do think someone else is holding that beer, standing to the pisser’s left.

    Yeah, he’s standing right in front of someone, mid-conversation. That’s why it’s funny.
40. 

    Markus
    October 5th, 2005 - 06:24

    Hey Guys, just to clarify a few things about this picture. It was taken in Melbourne Australia, at the Melbourne Cup (Big horse race). The day it’s self is almost like a national holiday, if your in Melbourne, you go to the races, drink and drink more… then you generally would find the most convenient place to relieve yourself…
41. 

    JJ
    October 5th, 2005 - 07:39

    Thank you Markus.

    Ummm… you’re not the guy in the picture are you?
42. 

    CANUP KANUP
    November 1st, 2005 - 20:07

    GOOD ONE
43. 

    JJ
    November 2nd, 2005 - 22:56

    Thanks.
44. 

    Jennifer
    November 9th, 2005 - 11:15

    that is rightous that was sooo funny good job………..go buddy………..

    LOL LOL LOL LOL
45. 

    JJ
    November 9th, 2005 - 11:41

    Thanks Jennifer! I’m glad you got a kick out of it.

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