16May/0514
Coffee is the Best
I'm watching the news, drinking coffee, trying to wake up.
I love coffee. It has at least two major benefits. I wrote this haiku to elaborate:
Coffee is the best
It makes the poo poo come out
While waking me up
I'm watching the news, drinking coffee, trying to wake up.
I love coffee. It has at least two major benefits. I wrote this haiku to elaborate:
Coffee is the best
It makes the poo poo come out
While waking me up
May 16th, 2005 - 08:31
Hee hee. Great haiku!
May 16th, 2005 - 10:04
Coffee makes my insides feel like love. And there ain’t nothing wrong with love.
May 16th, 2005 - 10:58
Why can’t the taste of coffee ever live up to the promise of its scent? The person who captures the smell of coffee will have my undying devotion.
May 16th, 2005 - 11:59
you had me right up to the poo poo….
lol
May 16th, 2005 - 12:13
Thanks, Eddie. Coming from a professor, that means a lot!
Right on, Maine. But even more than coffee, I’d say beer makes my insides feel like love.
I agree, Carmi. I wonder if they make coffee scented candles and incense.
Yeah, Luann, I have a tendency to resort to toilet humor on occasion. Well, not on occasion, pretty much all the time.
May 17th, 2005 - 11:40
You’re not kidding. When I’m feeling all bloaty and clogged, I drink coffee. Half an hour later, all is right with the world.
May 17th, 2005 - 12:32
Is coffee one of those things that reflects back on you, like dogs to their owners? You know, like a tough guy has pitbull kind of thing? Well, my drink of choice is Dunkin Donuts French Vanilla Light N Sweet…yep, sounds right to me!
May 17th, 2005 - 13:36
Thao, sometimes it only takes me a couple of sips. Damn, I’m gross.
Sar, I don’t know what that would say about me. I drink mine black and strong – not at all sweet.
May 17th, 2005 - 14:01
JJ – “black & strong – not at all sweet”…I’m envisioning you as Marsalis Wallace in Pulp Fiction.
May 17th, 2005 - 20:52
I wish, Sar. He’s such a badass.
May 18th, 2005 - 12:20
bwah aha ha ahhhahahaha
May 18th, 2005 - 13:10
Excellent evil laugh, Sarah.
May 22nd, 2005 - 11:35
Are you nuts?
May 22nd, 2005 - 12:54
Yes, Paul.