Best Tattoo Ever

My boy Jimmy in D.C. has the best tattoo of all time. Probably NSFW, but at least there’s no male nudity:

Fuck Yeah! tattoo

Jimmy’s got another classic tattoo on his arm, but I don’t have a picture of that one. It’s a slice of pizza floating in outer space. You can see Saturn in the background, all upset. He’s jealous I guess, because the pizza is so badass, flying around in space. So Saturn has a thought bubble. He’s thinking, “It’s just a slice of pizza.”

13 Responses to “Best Tattoo Ever”

  1. on 16 May 2005 Loy

    Yeah, that’s a cool tattoo, but I think mine could be in the running for most different.

  2. on 16 May 2005 JJ

    Loy, you definitely have a good story for yours. Awesome.

  3. on 17 May 2005 turboslut

    That is a wonderful tattoo. I love it ;)

  4. on 17 May 2005 SAR

    Hmm, suddenly I have “America, Fuck Yeah!” running through my head.

  5. on 17 May 2005 JJ

    Thanks, TS. That tattoo is just insane. Maybe someday I’ll post a picture of mine.

    Sar, that movie (Team America) is next on my netflix list. I can’t wait to see it.

  6. on 17 May 2005 turboslut

    That’s what I thought when I saw the tattoo. I love Team America, it’s so funny.

    What kind of tattoo have you got?

  7. on 17 May 2005 SAR

    Right on, Turboslut - Team America is some funny shit. This will stick in your head too: “I’m so ronry” as sung by Team America’s version of Kim Jong Il. Hurry up & watch it JJ!

  8. on 17 May 2005 JJ

    Here you go, TS:
    http://www.thechurning.com/images/tat2.jpg
    It’s a modified sheriff’s badge, with sun and rays from the Japanese flag in the arms of the star, and a lotus flower in the middle.

    Wow, typing that out makes it seem pretentious, but it’s really just a tribute to my great grandfather, who was a Sheriff. The Japanese stuff represents my marriage - we went to Japan for our honeymoon.

    Sar, I should get it in the mail tomorrow - awesome!

  9. on 17 May 2005 turboslut

    What a wonderful sentiment. It’s nice to have things like that done that are personal and mean something. I love the tattoo too, very cool :)

    I shall post some pictures of my father’s tattoos soon. He has his arms covered with some kind of tribal sleeve thingy (i’m very good with words aren’t I) and he has a weird one on his stomache.

    Sar: Oh God, not “I’m so ronry”. I have been singing it all weekend and I have only just managed to forget it. Damn you.

  10. on 17 May 2005 JJ

    Thanks, TS. I’m actually planning for my second tattoo. Not a sleeve by any means, but a rather large design on my upper arm.

  11. on 20 May 2005 W. S. Cross

    Great tat, ugly beer belly. Women are thinking “Fuck, NO!”

  12. on 29 May 2005 JJ

    Yeah, WS. Jimmy’s been growing that belly for years. But he’s a funny motherfucker. Chicks dig him.

  13. […] I’ll let you know if I get any of the actual tattoo done this weekend. No matter what happens, I know it will never be even half as cool as the best tattoo ever. […]

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