Best Tattoo Ever
filed in Humor, Tattoo, Weird News on May.16, 2005
My boy Jimmy in D.C. has the best tattoo of all time. Probably NSFW, but at least there’s no male nudity:
Jimmy’s got another classic tattoo on his arm, but I don’t have a picture of that one. It’s a slice of pizza floating in outer space. You can see Saturn in the background, all upset. He’s jealous I guess, because the pizza is so badass, flying around in space. So Saturn has a thought bubble. He’s thinking, “It’s just a slice of pizza.”
May 16th, 2005
Yeah, that’s a cool tattoo, but I think mine could be in the running for most different.
May 16th, 2005
Loy, you definitely have a good story for yours. Awesome.
May 17th, 2005
That is a wonderful tattoo. I love it
May 17th, 2005
Hmm, suddenly I have “America, Fuck Yeah!” running through my head.
May 17th, 2005
Thanks, TS. That tattoo is just insane. Maybe someday I’ll post a picture of mine.
Sar, that movie (Team America) is next on my netflix list. I can’t wait to see it.
May 17th, 2005
That’s what I thought when I saw the tattoo. I love Team America, it’s so funny.
What kind of tattoo have you got?
May 17th, 2005
Right on, Turboslut - Team America is some funny shit. This will stick in your head too: “I’m so ronry” as sung by Team America’s version of Kim Jong Il. Hurry up & watch it JJ!
May 17th, 2005
Here you go, TS:
http://www.thechurning.com/images/tat2.jpg
It’s a modified sheriff’s badge, with sun and rays from the Japanese flag in the arms of the star, and a lotus flower in the middle.
Wow, typing that out makes it seem pretentious, but it’s really just a tribute to my great grandfather, who was a Sheriff. The Japanese stuff represents my marriage - we went to Japan for our honeymoon.
Sar, I should get it in the mail tomorrow - awesome!
May 17th, 2005
What a wonderful sentiment. It’s nice to have things like that done that are personal and mean something. I love the tattoo too, very cool
I shall post some pictures of my father’s tattoos soon. He has his arms covered with some kind of tribal sleeve thingy (i’m very good with words aren’t I) and he has a weird one on his stomache.
Sar: Oh God, not “I’m so ronry”. I have been singing it all weekend and I have only just managed to forget it. Damn you.
May 17th, 2005
Thanks, TS. I’m actually planning for my second tattoo. Not a sleeve by any means, but a rather large design on my upper arm.
May 20th, 2005
Great tat, ugly beer belly. Women are thinking “Fuck, NO!”
May 29th, 2005
Yeah, WS. Jimmy’s been growing that belly for years. But he’s a funny motherfucker. Chicks dig him.
November 1st, 2007
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