BJ’s, Dick’s, and Seaman’s
May. 20, 2005 by Jason
A few thoughts as we coast into the weekend:
- Jim Morrison is alive! Uh, yeah, he faked his death, started working out, straightened his hair, and changed his name to Glenn Danzig.
- Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith has been leaked on the internet! Oh whatever shall we do? I’m so distraught that what will surely be the most profitable film of the year will make slightly less money. Egad!
- Saddam Hussein, in his underpants! Well, okay, no snide comment here. This is actually pretty funny. Especially the New York Post headline, “Butcher of Sagdad.”
- And last but not least, another dick joke. I saw this sign at a strip mall in Atlantic City. My buddy J-Mo took the picture. Check out the three signs in the middle.
May 20th, 2005
Serendipity!
May 20th, 2005
Serendipity indeed, LJ.
May 21st, 2005
You’ve got to wonder if it was inadvertent, or if some sign-builder dude (it’s gotta be a dude) thought he could slyly pull a fast one on everyone. Whatever, it’s just too funny.
May 21st, 2005
Yeah, Carmi. J-Mo insists that even if it wasn’t intentional, they must have at least noticed it. How could you not?
May 22nd, 2005
Whatever you do, if you drop any change in that mall–don’t bend over to pick it up.
Seriously, just leave it.
May 22nd, 2005
Good suggestion Paul. But I was thinking… it’s really just the “Dick’s” sign that concerns me. What if the three signs were “BJ’s, Vagina’s, and Seaman’s?” I’d shop at that strip mall every day.
May 23rd, 2005
if you think it is a gay thing, you need to look at yourself alittle closer…
May 23rd, 2005
I see, Dax. But I guess I just don’t think of dicks as sexy. I’d prefer a “Hooter’s” sign perhaps.