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20May/059

BJ’s, Dick’s, and Seaman’s

A few thoughts as we coast into the weekend:

  • Jim Morrison is alive! Uh, yeah, he faked his death, started working out, straightened his hair, and changed his name to Glenn Danzig.
  • Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith has been leaked on the internet! Oh whatever shall we do? I'm so distraught that what will surely be the most profitable film of the year will make slightly less money. Egad!
  • Saddam Hussein, in his underpants! Well, okay, no snide comment here. This is actually pretty funny. Especially the New York Post headline, "Butcher of Sagdad."
  • And last but not least, another dick joke. I saw this sign at a strip mall in Atlantic City. My buddy J-Mo took the picture. Check out the three signs in the middle.
BJ's, Dick's, and Seaman's
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  1. Serendipity indeed, LJ.

  2. You’ve got to wonder if it was inadvertent, or if some sign-builder dude (it’s gotta be a dude) thought he could slyly pull a fast one on everyone. Whatever, it’s just too funny.

  3. Yeah, Carmi. J-Mo insists that even if it wasn’t intentional, they must have at least noticed it. How could you not?

  4. Whatever you do, if you drop any change in that mall–don’t bend over to pick it up.

    Seriously, just leave it.

  5. Good suggestion Paul. But I was thinking… it’s really just the “Dick’s” sign that concerns me. What if the three signs were “BJ’s, Vagina’s, and Seaman’s?” I’d shop at that strip mall every day.

  6. if you think it is a gay thing, you need to look at yourself alittle closer…

  7. I see, Dax. But I guess I just don’t think of dicks as sexy. I’d prefer a “Hooter’s” sign perhaps.

  8. The Consumer Square shopping center is located in Mays Landing, Hamilton Township NJ. If you had pulled in the lot you would have seen that the stores were arranged in that order. Alas since Seaman’s furniture went out of business, you can only get BJ’s and Dicks in that order.


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