Bald, But Still Hot

Update 05/31/05–
Some 19-year-old kid wants to go out on a date with Natalie Portman. Big fucking shock.
–end of update.

Natalie Portman’s got a new look.


I found the image at nat-portman.net. It was taken at the Cannes Film Festival in France. I realize people have known she shaved her head since last week, but she just looks so great in this pic. She cut her hair for a role in the movie V for Vendetta, based on the graphic novel by the same name. Here’s another pic - this one’s from natalieportman.com:

Even bald, Portman is hot. But I prefer the way she looked in that strip club scene in Closer, wearing the pink wig. Just awesome. This pic is also from nat-portman.net.

15 Responses to “Bald, But Still Hot”

  1. on 23 May 2005 turboslut

    She definately looks better with the pink wig on. I just don’t think women with shaved heads is particulary sexy. The only woman I can think of who pulled it off was Sigourney Weaver - now she kicked ass :)

    Looks like it was a cold evening in Cannes judging by the second picture.

  2. on 23 May 2005 Trav

    Portman seems to get the point a lot on the set

  3. on 23 May 2005 cousineddie

    I guess she went out and bought some party hats.

  4. on 23 May 2005 SAR

    I just saw Closer. Thought it was a good flick. Not great, but good. Provacative and explicit without any nudity (bummer). It was a little weird watching her in the strip club, because I kept remembering having seen her on Sesame Street, when my 2 little girls were watching, running Mr. Hooper’s store as a fill in and singing to Big Bird about change.

  5. on 23 May 2005 JJ

    TS, Trav, Eddie, I neglected to mention the fact that she’s ’standing at attention’ in the second photo. I was too distracted by the dorky looking stormtrooper.

    I loved that movie, Sar. She was great in it. And what an awesome ending. I didn’t see it coming.

  6. on 23 May 2005 Thao

    When I tilt my head, she’s not so lopsided in the pointy-pointy pic.
    She is hot but I prefer the pink bob wig. I keep thinking of Jennifer Garner when I see that wig.

  7. on 23 May 2005 SAR

    Since you brought her up, Thao, is it me or is Jennifer Garner odd looking? Great body, but what a harsh face.

    JJ - agreed, the ending was pretty cool. It broke out of the cliche running themes (careful what you wish for & the grass isn’t always greener) with a very smart and tight ending.

  8. on 24 May 2005 Ev

    Oh my god. She’s shaved her head to play Ripley in “Alien: The Prequel.”

    Because you know, hollywood hasn’t QUITE milked the Alien franchise to death.

  9. on 24 May 2005 Ev

    No wait! The real story is she fell asleep with gum in her mouth and it ended up in her hair and they had to cut it all off.

  10. on 24 May 2005 JJ

    Yeah, Thao, she is a bit lopsided perhaps. But still hot.

    Rock on, Sar.

    No, Ev. That was Lisa Simpson who got gum in her hair and had to cut it off.

  11. on 25 May 2005 Madonna

    She definitely needs to grow her hair back.. One Sinead O’Connor was one too many…

  12. on 25 May 2005 JJ

    C’mon now. I kinda think Sinead’s hot as well.

  13. on 26 May 2005 Madonna

    I guess I like hair… Natalie doesn’t look terrible with her hair shaved down, but she looks much better with it the way it was.

  14. on 28 May 2005 Thao

    Sar - Jennifer Garner is a member of the She Manish Woman Haters Club founded by Sarah Jessica Parker. Sometimes they can look ok but mostly they look too masculine.

  15. on 31 May 2005 Jackie

    Indeed she is. Beautiful is beautiful. And Natalie sure is beautiful.

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