Jim Morrison is a Media Whore
filed in Newsworthy, Weird News on May.27, 2005
Jim Morrison is alive and well, according to photographer Gerald Pitts. Pitts says the Lizard King faked his own death in 1971, but Morrison is now resurfacing so he can promote a movie he’s been working on.
So after 34 years, what film project is Jim Morrison so excited about that he’s finally coming out of hiding?
It’s about a rodeo in rural Oregon. I shit you not..
May 27th, 2005
Shame. Jim Morrison was hot.
May 27th, 2005
Morrison was a god among men.
May 28th, 2005
You’re right, Eddie. He was the shit.
Ev… Um… He was a Lizard King among men. Duhhhh.
May 29th, 2005
They also claim that Andy Kaufman had faked his own death and has been living in NYC. I hope Jim Morrison (should he be alive) looks better than the alleged pictures of Kaufman so many years later. Because I think it would quash many an angsty young (or middle-aged) girl’s fantasy trippy rocker crush.
(ahem…just checked my sources and it turns out Kaufman’s not back from the grave)
May 30th, 2005
Your comments have me rethinking this whole thing, Kira. Mr. Mojo Risin was a sexy beast. I bet he’d still look pretty good as an old guy. If he is alive, he’s only 61. And he’s definitely wearing leather pants.
August 10th, 2005
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August 10th, 2005
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August 11th, 2005
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August 11th, 2005
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August 12th, 2005
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August 12th, 2005
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August 13th, 2005
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August 14th, 2005
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August 14th, 2005
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August 14th, 2005
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August 14th, 2005
Moron.
August 25th, 2005
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August 26th, 2005
Fuck you.
September 7th, 2005
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September 7th, 2005
Thanks.
September 9th, 2005
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September 9th, 2005
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September 10th, 2005
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September 10th, 2005
Today’s wish:
That you slip on a street-corner sidewalk and fall face first right in front of a speeding bus.
Please help make my wish come true.
November 29th, 2005
A media whore is one who exploits the dead. Read a biography and know that perfect unmatched face is gone forever
November 29th, 2005
Sarcasm. Look it up sometime.
I have read Jim Morrison’s biography. The man is dead.
November 30th, 2005
Yup.
December 21st, 2005
jj seems a bit frustrated,but i think the guy has a good head on his shoulders.
January 11th, 2006
if u say so.
January 11th, 2006
The title really isn’t related to the post itself. I just wanted to draw attention to the bizarre story. It’s supposed to be absurd.
Jim Morrisson rocked. Any guy who could get away with wearing sweaty, sticky, crusty leather pants for months at a time without washing them is cool with me.
January 12th, 2006
Now we’re on the same page..