Fat Guy Dancing

filed in Humor, JackEbrown on Jun.08, 2005

Jack E. Brown is my new idol. He’s confident. He’s got all the right moves. And he’s well-fed.

43 comments

Poppy said:
June 8th, 2005
He really knows his dance moves!!!!! Better than I’d do if I filmed myself dancing…

SAR said:
June 8th, 2005
Could you imagine if he were dancing to “I Touch Myself”?!

cousineddie said:
June 8th, 2005
I can’t stop giggling. Any guy who’s willing to dance is OK in my book.

S. Faolan Wolf said:
June 8th, 2005
It’s disturbing that he actually doesn’t dance half bad. Doesn’t make it any less disgusting to watch….shudder!

JJ said:
June 8th, 2005
You don’t have to say anything, Mimi. Just bask in his glory.

It’s kind of like a car crash, Faolan. It’s hard to watch, but you just can’t look away.

Maine said:
June 8th, 2005
I will now go look at myself in my underwear without feeling self-conscious. Thank you.

cousineddie said:
June 8th, 2005
OMG I just watched it again and noticed for the first time the man boobie caress. That’s just disturbing.

J.mo said:
June 8th, 2005
Hotter than DC. And it’s 94 degrees outside. Love the belly and boobie rubbing.

Martha said:
June 8th, 2005
Where in the hell do you get this stuff JJ? You gotta admit the guy’s got moves. Can’t wait to show this to Queenie.

Jackie Chiles said:
June 9th, 2005
Pure gold.

By the way, JJ, you’ve been tagged. Check out Doing The Right Thing post at the homebase.

Robbie said:
June 14th, 2005
Disturbing. Just plain ol’ disturbing.

I feel dirty now. Must go watch the Numa-Numa fat kid sing now to make myself feel better.

Cozmo said:
June 14th, 2005
Jack E. Brown is dope. Not since the untimely death of Big Pun have I seen such provacative use of Man Boobs in a music video.

Mother Fcker said:
June 14th, 2005
That fat guy turns me on ;)… Not o.O … he sure can dance though”-.-

JJ said:
June 15th, 2005
Based on the comments here, it looks like he turns just about everyone on, MF. What does that guy have that I don’t? Well, besides the fact I can’t dance…

JackEbrown said:
October 3rd, 2005
This is THE JackEbrown!! I love your comments!:) Thanks for the love. Usually I’m afraid to read this shit but I really enjoyed this. Glad you’re with the tittie rubbin’! thats the only part im’ embarassed about..oh and the fact that there is a longer version of this with the full monty! Thank God it got edited!!!for your sake!LOL This video actually got a jail adminstrator here in seattle fired for sending inappropriate email. So its official. I’m ‘inappropriate’!LOL

Jo Jo the circus monkey boy said:
November 7th, 2005
Wow wher can i find this guy? He is my hero — I love his moooves!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole said:
November 13th, 2005
i thought this viedo was a classic. i laughed my fuckin ass off. i gotta say for a big guy hes got some dope moves. hes gott it goin on. jacke brown if you ever stopp by again. dude you got it son. ever thought of dancin professionally??? well if ya did you should really do it. people love you always keep on dancin. Great dude!!!!

JackEbrown said:
November 22nd, 2005
thanks again for the love. i appeared on mad tv the weekend of Nov. 12th. It was dumb. They insulted me as i knew they would but they went to far as to call me a ‘guy who looks like a fat pig dancing in his underwear’ it really hurt my feelings. but oh well. lots of people saw it. the web hits have been great. thanks again for the love. i really appreciate it. i hear Bravo has a new show it can appear on. I sent it to them……it all started here!:) Thanks!

The Churning - We Whip it Out Daily! » Archive » Get Google to Notice You said:
February 17th, 2006
[...] d up. BANNED again! I had keywords for some of my most popular posts in the header (i.e. JackEBrown, shit euphemisms, indie yuppie quiz, etc). But, the problem is, those are old posts that you’d [...]

Carrie said:
February 23rd, 2006
This guy fucking rocks. I wish I could dance that good. Move it baby!

Doughboy said:
May 2nd, 2006
I wish he had shown more of his belly while he was dancing. Big bellies are hot!

TC said:
May 10th, 2006
Kinda makes me feel better about myself in some ways…

We need people like Jack! More please!

The Churning » JackEbrown Salsa Dance - Another reason to hate the internet said:
June 14th, 2006
[...] You all surely remember JackEbrown, longtime friend of The Churning. He’s the guy who has mad dancing skills, a belly the size of Texas, and easy access to a camcorder. It was almost a year ago when we posted a video of the “fat guy dancing” to an LL Cool J song, and soon after that, dude was on MADtv. [...]

The Churning » MADtv Reads The Churning - Another reason to hate the internet said:
June 14th, 2006
[...] Trouble is, she’s talking about this post. I got the video in a forwarded e-mail. I don’t know the guy and I’m sure I couldn’t help her track him down. So I don’t see myself getting any money or exposure out of it. [...]

BH said:
June 23rd, 2006
Can anyone tell me the name of the LL Cool J song that JackEBrown is dancing to?

Brenda said:
July 30th, 2006
Jack E. Brown, We love you in Arizona–we are big girls with no moves like yours! you Rock Dude… we play your video once a week …it’s a family ritual now, and that keeps a smile on our face! Much love being sent your way…KEEP DANCING! Wiggle it , just a little bit more =0)
xoxoxo
From Brenda, Kasy, Susy and Karla in AZ.