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8Jun/0542

Fat Guy Dancing

Jack E. Brown is my new idol. He's confident. He's got all the right moves. And he's well-fed.


Check out this video of JackEBrown dancing to LL Cool J.



Update: JackEbrown attempts a salsa striptease!

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  1. He really knows his dance moves!!!!! Better than I’d do if I filmed myself dancing…

  2. Could you imagine if he were dancing to “I Touch Myself”?!

  3. I can’t stop giggling. Any guy who’s willing to dance is OK in my book.

  4. I’m with you, Poppy. There’s no way I could keep up with him.

    That might actually be more appropriate, Sar. Maybe someone out there will edit it.

    Good call, Eddie. This guy’s got balls.

  5. I don’t even know what to say.

  6. It’s disturbing that he actually doesn’t dance half bad. Doesn’t make it any less disgusting to watch….shudder!

  7. You don’t have to say anything, Mimi. Just bask in his glory.

    It’s kind of like a car crash, Faolan. It’s hard to watch, but you just can’t look away.

  8. I will now go look at myself in my underwear without feeling self-conscious. Thank you.

  9. OMG I just watched it again and noticed for the first time the man boobie caress. That’s just disturbing.

  10. Hotter than DC. And it’s 94 degrees outside. Love the belly and boobie rubbing.

  11. Where in the hell do you get this stuff JJ? You gotta admit the guy’s got moves. Can’t wait to show this to Queenie.

  12. You’re welcome, Maine.

    Yeah, Eddie. He rubs his man-boobs with passion.

    He’s sizzling, J.Mo.

    A co-worker e-mailed this clip to me, Martha. They don’t even know I have a website. Scandalous!

  13. Pure gold.

    By the way, JJ, you’ve been tagged. Check out Doing The Right Thing post at the homebase.

  14. hawwww ttttt!

  15. Disturbing. Just plain ol’ disturbing.

    I feel dirty now. Must go watch the Numa-Numa fat kid sing now to make myself feel better.

  16. Jack E. Brown is dope. Not since the untimely death of Big Pun have I seen such provacative use of Man Boobs in a music video.

  17. Yeah, Dex. He’s a sexy beast.

    That kid rocks, Robbie. Classic!

    Right on, Cozmo – The man-boobs are pretty sweet, but I about died when he did the belly-rub.

  18. That fat guy turns me on ;) … Not o.O … he sure can dance though”-.-

  19. Based on the comments here, it looks like he turns just about everyone on, MF. What does that guy have that I don’t? Well, besides the fact I can’t dance…

  20. This is THE JackEbrown!! I love your comments!:) Thanks for the love. Usually I’m afraid to read this shit but I really enjoyed this. Glad you’re with the tittie rubbin’! thats the only part im’ embarassed about..oh and the fact that there is a longer version of this with the full monty! Thank God it got edited!!!for your sake!LOL This video actually got a jail adminstrator here in seattle fired for sending inappropriate email. So its official. I’m ‘inappropriate’!LOL

  21. Yes!

    I’m glad you stopped by The Churning. You’re very popular around here. People just seem to love you. In fact, a producer for MADtv saw your video and e-mailed me. I’ll forward the e-mail to you and you can call them if you’d like.

    Rock on.

  22. Wow wher can i find this guy? He is my hero — I love his moooves!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Jo Jo:
    Yeah, Jack breaks it down.

  24. i thought this viedo was a classic. i laughed my fuckin ass off. i gotta say for a big guy hes got some dope moves. hes gott it goin on. jacke brown if you ever stopp by again. dude you got it son. ever thought of dancin professionally??? well if ya did you should really do it. people love you always keep on dancin. Great dude!!!!

  25. thanks again for the love. i appeared on mad tv the weekend of Nov. 12th. It was dumb. They insulted me as i knew they would but they went to far as to call me a ‘guy who looks like a fat pig dancing in his underwear’ it really hurt my feelings. but oh well. lots of people saw it. the web hits have been great. thanks again for the love. i really appreciate it. i hear Bravo has a new show it can appear on. I sent it to them……it all started here!:) Thanks!

  26. This guy fucking rocks. I wish I could dance that good. Move it baby!

  27. I wish he had shown more of his belly while he was dancing. Big bellies are hot!

  28. Kinda makes me feel better about myself in some ways…

    We need people like Jack! More please!

  29. Can anyone tell me the name of the LL Cool J song that JackEBrown is dancing to?

  30. Jack E. Brown, We love you in Arizona–we are big girls with no moves like yours! you Rock Dude… we play your video once a week …it’s a family ritual now, and that keeps a smile on our face! Much love being sent your way…KEEP DANCING! Wiggle it , just a little bit more =0)
    xoxoxo
    From Brenda, Kasy, Susy and Karla in AZ.

  31. Is this Will Sasso or not?

  32. Excellent comment. He does look a lot like Will, but no. JackEbrown isn’t Will.

  33. JackEBrown – you rule!!!! Keep on Dancin’
    To hell with HipHop Abs – JackEBrown’s got the real moves!

  34. wow thanks GB!! I think that hip hop abs guy is hot though!:)

  35. i love your films
    i love chubby big fat men as you

  36. Занятно и полезно, а будет еще что-то из этой же серии?

  37. Читал про это в Википедии. Вообще конечно занятная тема.

  38. Спасибо! Буду теперь заходить на ваш блог почаще! :)


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