Embarrassed Shoppers
Jun. 10, 2005 by Jason
Ever get a little nervous when heading to the drug store? Like when you’re shopping for a pack of condoms or a pregnancy test and you don’t want to face the cute girl/guy at the checkout. Or even worse… you could be trying to buy:
Zonite Liquid Douche Concentrate
ManDelay - FDA Approved For Premature Ejaculation
Coochy Shave - Extra Gentle Shaving Lotion For Private Areas
Rid Family Size Lice Killing Shampoo
Enema Bag / Douche Combination
These are all real products. And you can buy each of them here, without anyone finding out.
You’re welcome..
June 10th, 2005
I’d like some AstroGlide. But where could I purchase it?
June 10th, 2005
Try Priscilla’s.
June 10th, 2005
Nah, I wanted somewhere more seedy. Like..your apartment.
June 10th, 2005
The one product description claimed to have “different shaped condoms”. Um, what? Different, sizes, textures, lubes, etc. makes sense. But different shapes?! Did I miss something?
June 10th, 2005
Sar, I’d say you definitely did.
Pishaw, you didn’t know about the different shapes?
June 10th, 2005
If different shapes sounds normal to you, Ev, then maybe you’re “missing something.”
Boo-yah!
June 10th, 2005
Boo-yah!
I love a good zinger.
June 10th, 2005
Tee hee. JJ made a funny.
June 10th, 2005
Hahaha Zing!
June 10th, 2005
I just wanted to let you know that I am back blogging again. I have posted all about my trip and I even took the time to make a slideshow of pics and movies xx
June 10th, 2005
Awesome! It’s good to have you back, TS.
June 10th, 2005
Ev - hmm, no I wasn’t aware. Care to fill me in?
Zing and a hit!
June 10th, 2005
Jackpot! Coochy Shave. Now I can chuck that old can of Barbasol.
June 10th, 2005
That website sucks. They don’t sell cock cloning kits. Anyone looking in investing, check it: http://www.cloneawilly.com/.
Word of advice. Follow directions very carefully.
June 10th, 2005
Ha ha! Sar wants Ev to “fill her in.” Zing!
What a perfect product name, Thao. So descriptive!
Fantastic link, J. Mo. But they should really offer a “supersize” kit. You know, it’ll be an exact replica, only bigger.
June 10th, 2005
Ever since I got married I’m not embarrassed to buy anything - condoms, pregnancy tests, enemas. Oh, wait, that last one is still a little embarrassing.
In general I assume the person behind the counter is actually more embarrassed about my purchase than I am, which gets me through the transaction.
June 10th, 2005
No need to be embarrassed. A clean booty is a happy booty.
June 11th, 2005
I can’t believe someone thought that naming a product “Coochy Shave” would be a good idea.
That Clone-a-Willy product, though…that’s frickin’ awesome.
June 11th, 2005
I’m going to do it and then slap people with it.
Yes. I’ll be the Mad Cock Slapper.
June 11th, 2005
Wouldn’t it be more like a “tap” with your replica, Ev?
June 11th, 2005
Hahaha - Zing! Okay, I’ll stop now.
June 11th, 2005
I’m tripping off the “Coochy Shave”.
June 11th, 2005
Wow, Eddie Zinged the shit out of me.
June 12th, 2005
Yeah, Mimi. That name is so descriptive. There’s no room for confusion. I wonder if the same company also makes a booty bleach.
She pwn3d you, Ev.
June 14th, 2005
Here’s another beaut:
Absorbshun: The Solution For Excessive Vaginal Wetness
http://www.absorbshun.com/
June 14th, 2005
Fantastic. Check out the product details:
– If you feel too wet, just dust your man’s penis with a little AbsorbShun
–This product is not a birth control device and cannot be used as a condom
–Do not use with multiple partners
–Won’t clump up or turn gooey
–About 24 “special evenings” per bottle
June 14th, 2005
Special Evenings rock.
June 14th, 2005
24 special evenings… Now the question of the day: How long would one bottle last?