My Dog Likes to Piss on Fire Hydrants
Jun. 25, 2005 by Jason
But that’s not what this post is about.
The fact is, I don’t know what this post is about. It’s another daily installment of Ev’s stalker drawings.
Click on the “Creative” category on the sidebar to see the rest.
June 25th, 2005
you don’t know what that is? clearly it’s an effective piece of social commentary: in our world, the fire hydrant symbolizes strength and security, and even when the world looks so bleak and jaged, we can still look to what brings us comfort, and it will stand unchanging and proud.
and the exploding piece of urine? yeah… my dog likes to piss on fire hydrants too.
June 25th, 2005
Invasion of the mini-me aliens, staking their claim and bowing down to the almighty red hydrant.
June 25th, 2005
You dog-pissing-story tease! I got all excited when I read the title! I expect a nice, long, story about where your dog pisses, Mister!
June 25th, 2005
I don’t know what it is, Heather. Hydrants are like dog-piss magnets.
That’s flat out scary, Sar. Invasion of mini-me aliens? Terrifying!
Perhaps next time, Eddie.
June 26th, 2005
But, what is a fire hydrant doing in the middle of the desert? Where is its water source? At first I thought the hydrant had a fire on top, which was ironic , since it puts out fires yet it was on fire, but perhaps that’s the sun beating down on it.
Hey, look, it’s a water source in the middle of the desert! But, we can’t get to it because it is being protected by barbs. Eh? Yah? I dunno, Ev’s mind is much deeper than my own…
June 26th, 2005
Will Ev ever offer us an explanation? I’m hoping he’ll dispell my mini-me alien theory because the conspiracy theorists are bound to make their way out of the woodwork, and frankly I’m getting a bit nervous (unless it’s Fox Mulder, of course).
June 26th, 2005
The truth is out there, Skully. Also, you’re a hot red-head who has fine lips.
June 27th, 2005
Wow, Fox, you found me. Did you see my previous post about you?
http://sounddestruction.blogspot.com/2005/04/why-i-love-david-duchovny_15.html
(sorry JJ, didn’t mean that as a shameless plug or anything, just keeping the topic going is all)
June 27th, 2005
Yes, Sar. Let’s run away together.
June 27th, 2005
Ev isn’t that deep, Poppy. But he is completely insane.
I have a new tagline…
The Churning: A place where you can meet fictional characters and run away with them.