Sex and Muffins are my Two Favorite Things
XM radio kicks iPod's ass.
Sure, with my iPod I can listen to all my CD's that I've ripped as well as all my downloads. But with my MyFi, I hear new shit every day (uncensored and without commercials, unlike moronic regular radio). New bands I've never heard of, news channels, raunchy vile talk radio, and one of my favorite channels: XM Comedy xL (xL is for extreme language).
Thanks to XM Comedy, I've heard unreleased Mitch Hedberg recordings, entire "live" Dane Cook sets, Stephen Lynch songs, and dozens of comedians that I otherwise would not have known. For example, yesterday I heard this guy Mitch Fatel (fay-tell). He's been around for nearly a decade and I'm sure a lot of you have seen him on Leno or Last Call, etc. But yesterday was the first time I ever noticed the guy. So what's my point?
Well, to be honest, all of this unnecessary buildup was just a roundabout way to get to this: Mitch Fatel's muffin joke. Enjoy.
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June 28th, 2005 - 09:06
That’s pretty damn funny. You could have gone straight to the link without the setup.
Do you think other breakfast foods can be substituted for muffins? Biscuits? Croissants? Scones? Bacon is pretty damn good, too.
June 28th, 2005 - 09:16
Tee hee – that was funny. Thanks for the morning laugh, JJ!
June 28th, 2005 - 09:22
True Marc, but I’ve been waiting for a chance to pimp XM. I love that shit. I should be their spokesman.
Yes, but muffins are kind of sexual to begin with, ya know. “I’d like to butter her muffins.”
You’re quite welcome, Sar.
June 28th, 2005 - 10:10
Hmmmm, I believe I’ll be having blueberry muffins for breakfast.
June 28th, 2005 - 11:13
With a side of sex.
June 28th, 2005 - 11:16
Keep listening. I listen to the comedy station every day on ym way to work, and when they play Mitch Fatel’s bit about doggy-style sex… you might need to pull off to the side of the road for a minute.
I also really like the Larry Reeb stuff. He kills me.
But yes, XM Radio is better than anything.
June 28th, 2005 - 11:33
you could try to refrigerate sex and make it last. not sure how well it would go over, but it would be worth a shot.
June 28th, 2005 - 16:07
I’ll listen for it, Maine. That guy kills me.
Sounds dangerous, Heather. I may have to try that sometime.
June 28th, 2005 - 22:15
I LOOOVE Dane Cook and Stephen Lynch! As for me, though, I think I’ll stick with sex. Muffins just don’t do it for me. They don’t stay hard. Unless they’ve been sitting out for several days… but I digress.
June 29th, 2005 - 12:55
“Muffins just don’t do it for me. They don’t stay hard.”
Classic, MooAlex. Simply classic.
June 30th, 2005 - 16:38
I should start eating muffins.
June 30th, 2005 - 22:55
During sex.