Ovary Punch?!?!
Jul. 07, 2005 by Jason
Several people have stumbled upon my site recently by Googling “ovary punch.”
It just seems strange to me, because that’s a term from Mimi’s site that’s been mentioned maybe once before in the comments section of my own site.
What I have to say about this:
- If you’re looking for ovary punching, I’m sorry. I can’t help you. However, there is plenty of other demented shit for you here.
- Google must like me. I’m like tenth on the list for this one search term that I’ve rarely mentioned.
- Since I’m tenth on the list, that means people have sifted through nine other links before hitting my site. These people are dedicated to their search.
- There is a market out there for something ovary punch related. What that product or service might be, I have no idea. (Well, I guess I kinda have an idea - I just don’t want to get into all that.)
July 7th, 2005
Which definition of punch?
1) To hit with a sharp blow of the fist.
2)A beverage of fruit juices and sometimes a soft drink or carbonated water, often spiced and mixed with a wine or liquor base.
July 7th, 2005
I once told a joke involving g*lden sh*wers, and my search hits have never been the same.
July 7th, 2005
Can you imagine dipping your cup into what appears to be a fruitilicious beverage container only to find an ovary in your punch? That’s a damn good way to kill your buzz right there.
July 8th, 2005
ovary punch, ovary punch, ovary punch, ovary punch, ovary punch, ovary punch, ovary punch. now maybe you’ll be #1 for ovary punch google search.
July 8th, 2005
I never thought of that, Marc. Delicious, and full of fertility.
Yeah, I’ve noticed some other very strange search strings too, Dave. The thing that’s so odd, though, is that you’re probably beating out a ton of porn sites with those keywords.
Yeah, G. That’s downright disgusting.
Thanks a lot, J.Mo. Just what I wanted.