You Adore Him
Jul. 09, 2005 by Jason
I guess Katie Holmes needs a little direction in expressing her feelings about Tom Cruise. From CNN.com (emphasis added):
Holmes, who co-stars in “Batman Begins,” has said she’s taking lessons in Cruise’s faith of Scientology…
During [an interview with W magazine], the actress wouldn’t part from Jessica Rodriguez, who is described as her “Scientologist chaperone.” Rodriguez’s role in Holmes’ life remains vague, though Rodriguez says they’re “just best friends” since meeting around the time Holmes met Cruise.
“You adore him,” Rodriguez told Holmes when the actress was at a loss for words to describe her love.
July 9th, 2005
some other thing rodriguez might say to holmes:
- no climbing on a couch is a perfectly normal response…
- scientologists ’share’ everything… so, where is tom?
- remember that $1,000 i loaned you?
July 9th, 2005
I am so fucking sick of Tom and Katie. I wish they’d hurry up and die.
July 9th, 2005
It’s freaky that Katie’s Tom-sponsored brainwasher walks around with her 24/7. How bizzare, how bizzare.
July 10th, 2005
I am a zombie… I will say whatever you tell me to say… I adoooore him.
July 10th, 2005
We all knew that the creepiness would ensue if they became more than a fling. So my interest has been piqued so far as to see what creepier things will be said/done.
Maybe a sex tape with Katie Holmes biting the head off a bat and then ’snowballing’ it to Tom will pop up. I wouldn’t be surprised.
July 10th, 2005
It IS a little intriguing that now that their movies are out.. we’re really not seeing much of them together anymore.
Hmm..
I don’t know - I still love them together. But I am just a freak for the freakish, I guess!!!
July 10th, 2005
Trav: I doubt that even a brainwashing expert could convince anyone that Tom’s couch jumping is a normal reaction to falling in love.
In case anyone’s missed this: http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/
Don’t hold back, Mimi. Tell us how you really feel.
Sar: 24/7… Hmm… now you’ve got me thinking.
Does that include shitting time? Katie: “Hey Jessica, does my shit look really green today?”
Or masturbation time? Katie: “Jess, which vibrator should I use today?”
Kire: “a sex tape with Katie Holmes biting the head off a bat and then ’snowballing’ it to Tom”
That would be fantastic!
Now I know why you like me, LC.
July 11th, 2005
Have they bought a home in Stepford yet?
July 14th, 2005
That’s next on their to-do list.