Hung Like a Horse
Jul. 12, 2005 by Jason
A couple of new releases caught my eye today. The debut EP from Arcade Fire has been re-released. And another album that’s hitting stores today is a sure fire #1 hit that may end up being named album of the year:
My only problem with this record is the title. Miracle: Happy Summer from William Hung.
I mean, the guy’s gotta start taking advantage of his own badass name. I would’ve called it Hung: Like a Horse. Anyone else out there have ideas for future William Hung album titles? Let’s help the guy out.
July 12th, 2005
Isn’t it too late for this guy?
I would have chosen “Hung: All up in your mouth.”
July 12th, 2005
He could just add some spaces to his name and go by “Will, I am hung.” Or “Well Hung Willy.” But whatever. He’s an icon of modern American music. Who am I to tell him what to do?
July 12th, 2005
He’s awesome! Anyone who can parlay (sp?) fame out of a terrible singing voice is OK in my book. Will I buy the CD? Um, no.
July 12th, 2005
That’s pure genius, Barnd.
You’re right, Maine. An icon, indeed. His singer career will surely span decades.
Excellent use of parlay, Eddie:
par·lay
a : to exploit successfully b : to increase or otherwise transform into something of much greater value
July 12th, 2005
william Hung: Hanging on
Bill Hung: Asian Invasion
Willy Hung: One last shot
W. Hung: Bang, Bang, you’re Dead
July 13th, 2005
Well, of coarse I’d call it Hung-Over.
July 13th, 2005
“W. Hung: Bang, Bang, you’re Dead” That’s classic, Mulk.
I could see that, Marc - with a picture of Willy passed out on a couch surrounded by empty PBR cans.
August 10th, 2005
Cocktails