Is That a Dead Body?
Jul. 13, 2005 by Jason
This is a picture of the ceiling tile above my desk at work:
I know it’s probably just a water stain caused by a leaky roof. But for some reason, I imagine it’s blood dripping from a dead body that some serial killer hid up there.
Or maybe it’s a coffee stain. Like someone was sitting at my desk wit a cup of coffee in hand. Then they saw a mouse or something and it startled them. They jerked their arm up and coffee shot out of their mug, creating a small stain on the ceiling.
No… That doesn’t make sense. It must be a dead body.
July 13th, 2005
Maybe it like your pizza grease stain on a paper plate. I see the Virgin Mary.
July 13th, 2005
Yes! Somehow, I didn’t even think of all those Virgin Mary and Jesus stains. And it is sorta similar to the cock shaped pizza stain, only it’s not apparently sexual.
July 13th, 2005
If you leave this picture up, eventually a throng of Mary-freaks are going to crowd around your desk and start praying. I fear for your privacy.
July 13th, 2005
If you tilt your head to the right, it kinda looks like Jabba The Hut. Whatever it is, I’d be worried about the fact that some gross liquid is leaking right above you. Yuck!
July 13th, 2005
That must be a boring job if you know what your ceiling looks like!
July 13th, 2005
You’re scaring me, Maine.
I know, Sar! The crazy thing is - the last time the stain got this big, they had a repairman come in and replace the tile… instead of fixing the leak!!!
No kidding, Eddie.
July 13th, 2005
Yes, the seeds of destruction are in place.
http://ozog.org/site/web.acc?doc=17
I had the same thing in my old super cube in Tampa. The building repair man said the leak was known for years and they installed a big plastic bladder to ‘fix’ the leak. The ceiling would bulge from the weight of the water above my head..
I hope you don’t like your chair
July 13th, 2005
Damn, JO. Now I’m freaking out. Those pictures are insane!
July 13th, 2005
“uh, dude… what’s that smell?” “oh, that’s just the dead body.”
July 14th, 2005
Personally, I think it looks like a Trojan reservoir tip. But maybe that’s just me.
July 14th, 2005
Trav: That conversation could totally happen.
You’re right, LJ. So it is like my pizza stain!