Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

July 19th, 2005 by JJ

Someone recently arrived at The Churning by Googling “take a shit” euphemisms. While I have used euphemisms for taking a shit, I’ve never listed them out or anything. That horrible trend stops now. I present to you, my loyal readers, the beginning of a master list of euphemisms for shitting.

Here’s how this is going to work. I’ll list out five classics. You add to the list in the comments section. Next week, I’ll bump up this post, add your entries to the list, and we’ll keep it going.

Within a couple of weeks, The Churning will be swimming in shit.

Let’s get this show on the road:

  1. Drop the kids off at the pool
  2. Grow a tail
  3. Open up a can of soup
  4. Pinch one off
  5. Take the Browns to the Superbowl

Update 7/27: Time for Round Two.

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12 Responses to “Taking the Browns to the Superbowl”

  1. on 19 Jul 2005   cousineddie

    6. Backing the bus out of the garage
    7. Taking Bill Cosby’s kids to the lake

  2. on 19 Jul 2005   sar

    8. Make a donation to the porcelin god.

  3. on 19 Jul 2005   pat

    9. dropping science
    10. visiting fonzie’s office

  4. on 19 Jul 2005   Maine

    11. Lay down some spicy brown.
    12. Lose a few pounds.

  5. on 19 Jul 2005   trav

    13. taking a signal 92
    14. cleaning out the vertical file

  6. on 20 Jul 2005   Kevin Kubusheskie

    15. Buring some cable
    16. Guile’s Taco Bell experience.
    17. Blasting a dookie.
    18. Rolling a ciger.
    19. Squeezing out a flesh slurpee.
    20. Dispensing some Soft-Serve.
    21. Dropping a bomb.
    22. Pinching a loaf.
    23. Waking Winnie the Pooh.
    24. Leaving a floater.

    Some are lame, I know. It’s all I could bust out at the moment.

  7. on 21 Jul 2005   j.mo

    doesn’t frankie say “i’m going to go sit down”?

  8. on 22 Jul 2005   Michael

    25. CODE 3… Wayne, you know what I’m talking about…
    26. Chevron moment… (an unpleasant, explosive, and devastating experience I once had coming back from Gainsville at a Chevron across the street from Cafe Risque)
    27. read a book (people think I really read… it just helps the flow to turn pages…)
    28. get rid of some lunch…

    By the way… for the record… I was not visiting the Cafe Risque when I stopped for my Chevron moment… but I wish I would have… Those poor gas station attendants will never be the same…

  9. on 25 Jul 2005   Jimmy

    releasing the chocolate hostages.

  10. on 07 Oct 2006   Hector

    Deport the mexicans south of the border.

  11. on 10 Jan 2007   sickboy

    einen Bob in die Bahn setzen

  12. on 30 Oct 2007   Bailey

    Laying some cable.

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