Someone recently arrived at The Churning by Googling “take a shit” euphemisms. While I have used euphemisms for taking a shit, I’ve never listed them out or anything. That horrible trend stops now. I present to you, my loyal readers, the beginning of a master list of euphemisms for shitting.

Here’s how this is going to work. I’ll list out five classics. You add to the list in the comments section. Next week, I’ll bump up this post, add your entries to the list, and we’ll keep it going.

Within a couple of weeks, The Churning will be swimming in shit.

Let’s get this show on the road:

  1. Drop the kids off at the pool
  2. Grow a tail
  3. Open up a can of soup
  4. Pinch one off
  5. Take the Browns to the Superbowl

Update 7/27: Time for Round Two.