Round Two: Releasing the Chocolate Hostages

July 27th, 2005 by JJ

I started this last week - a master list of euphemisms for shitting.

Here’s how it works. I started the list with five classics. Our loyal readers then added to the list in the comments section. This week, I’ve compiled the list. Now it’s your turn again.

Here’s what we’ve got so far:

  1. Drop the kids off at the pool
  2. Grow a tail
  3. Open up a can of soup
  4. Pinch one off
  5. Take the Browns to the Superbowl
  6. Backing the bus out of the garage
  7. Taking Bill Cosby’s kids to the lake
  8. Make a donation to the porcelin god
  9. Dropping science
  10. Visiting fonzie’s office
  11. Lay down some spicy brown
  12. Lose a few pounds
  13. Taking a signal 92
  14. Cleaning out the vertical file
  15. Buring some cable
  16. Guile’s Taco Bell experience
  17. Blasting a dookie
  18. Rolling a ciger
  19. Squeezing out a flesh slurpee
  20. Dispensing some Soft-Serve
  21. Dropping a bomb
  22. Pinching a loaf
  23. Waking Winnie the Pooh
  24. Leaving a floater
  25. I’m going to go sit down
  26. CODE 3
  27. Chevron moment
  28. Read a book
  29. Get rid of some lunch
  30. Releasing the chocolate hostages

On to Round Three!

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9 Responses to “Round Two: Releasing the Chocolate Hostages”

  1. on 27 Jul 2005   C Ro

    Is “Go Number Two” too lame?

  2. on 27 Jul 2005   JJ

    No - that’s a good one. We don’t want to miss the obvious ones.

  3. on 27 Jul 2005   CCrider

    I’ve got a Turtle Head pokin out. Although this is more in the process or trying really hard not to squeeze one off. Pending on the consistency you could go with, Gotta take a Squirter.

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  4. on 27 Jul 2005   Maine

    Crackin’ off a couple of bricks.
    Contributing to nature.

  5. on 27 Jul 2005   tkeith3

    Similar to Turtle Head is when you’re Prairie Doggin’.
    (I foget what John Lovitz movie that was from)

  6. on 28 Jul 2005   Jimmy

    charm an upside down brown snake.

  7. on 28 Jul 2005   Jimmy

    i know i don’t make sense. but when i’m hanging with doug flutie, the brown is down.

  8. on 28 Jul 2005   Jimmy

    lucy placing a charlie brown kick.

    huh, that’s more like a fart.

  9. on 30 Jul 2005   Brian Wysol

    How about: “May I molest my asshole, dear sir?”

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