Round Two: Releasing the Chocolate Hostages
filed in Lists on Jul.27, 2005
I started this last week - a master list of euphemisms for shitting.
Here’s how it works. I started the list with five classics. Our loyal readers then added to the list in the comments section. This week, I’ve compiled the list. Now it’s your turn again.
Here’s what we’ve got so far:
- Drop the kids off at the pool
- Grow a tail
- Open up a can of soup
- Pinch one off
- Take the Browns to the Superbowl
- Backing the bus out of the garage
- Taking Bill Cosby’s kids to the lake
- Make a donation to the porcelin god
- Dropping science
- Visiting fonzie’s office
- Lay down some spicy brown
- Lose a few pounds
- Taking a signal 92
- Cleaning out the vertical file
- Buring some cable
- Guile’s Taco Bell experience
- Blasting a dookie
- Rolling a ciger
- Squeezing out a flesh slurpee
- Dispensing some Soft-Serve
- Dropping a bomb
- Pinching a loaf
- Waking Winnie the Pooh
- Leaving a floater
- I’m going to go sit down
- CODE 3
- Chevron moment
- Read a book
- Get rid of some lunch
- Releasing the chocolate hostages
July 27th, 2005
Is “Go Number Two” too lame?
July 27th, 2005
No - that’s a good one. We don’t want to miss the obvious ones.
July 27th, 2005
I’ve got a Turtle Head pokin out. Although this is more in the process or trying really hard not to squeeze one off. Pending on the consistency you could go with, Gotta take a Squirter.
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July 27th, 2005
Crackin’ off a couple of bricks.
Contributing to nature.
July 27th, 2005
Similar to Turtle Head is when you’re Prairie Doggin’.
(I foget what John Lovitz movie that was from)
July 28th, 2005
charm an upside down brown snake.
July 28th, 2005
i know i don’t make sense. but when i’m hanging with doug flutie, the brown is down.
July 28th, 2005
lucy placing a charlie brown kick.
huh, that’s more like a fart.
July 30th, 2005
How about: “May I molest my asshole, dear sir?”