i’m gonna smoke weed and watch tv. not yet. but in a little. i never do this but let’s do this for science.

soon let’s find out how i change from bruce banner to the hulk.

2:02am. now rolling(the joint).
2:04am. now smoking.
2:06am. while watching cnn, the supreme court is rolling to the right? i rolled my weed back and to the right. back and to the right.
2:10am. re-lighting(the smoke). the table mate commercial is on! it can stand up to 50 pounds!! and it’s convienient.
2:15am. oh yeah, re-lighting. i seriouly forgot.
2:20am. ok, i gotta get off cnn. now they have an article about a camp about how to not make your kids think they are gay.
2:25am. the show mind feak? kids…………….he’s an illusionist. look that definition up. before. that my spelling and my spelling too. and spelling.
2:30am. i just read what i just wrote for18 minutes. remember the experiment.
2:40am. just realized i was dancing in front of the fridge thinking i had the munchies, but ya know what? am i hungry?

DUDE: my grammar!

2:50am. i’m still high. my stoned ass is trying to convince myself that i should forget the book i want to read and watch more tv . if i wasn’t high, i would probably say i still would want to watch tv. the match game sucks, what is up with the microphone? also, i need a compressor for my tv.

wow. times high when flying hung.

2:56am goodnight. i can’t wait to feel stupid about this experiment.

18 Responses to “this is a test .this is only a test.”

  1. on 28 Jul 2005 Evan

    Man. JJ needs to come back to VA, we once had times like that.

  2. on 28 Jul 2005 Jimmy

    callin out a bro? what’s up with that?

    i know for sure jj is inocent. i tried once to give him SWEET drugs and he denied.

  3. on 28 Jul 2005 Jimmy

    btw, when i mean sweet drugs i mean blow jobs(like a bunch all at once)……………..innocent.

  4. on 28 Jul 2005 Evan

    No..we had beer times like that, Jimmy.

    This one time I got super drunk and we sat around eating marshmallows.

  5. on 28 Jul 2005 J.Mo

    Ooh, that’ s crazy talk! Eating marshmallows wasted?? Watch out!

  6. on 28 Jul 2005 J.Mo

    During my junior prom, I got so wasted that I had to keep telling myself, “Don’t forget to breathe.” I’ve been a very conservative drug user ever since. Crack is where it’s at.

  7. on 28 Jul 2005 Ev

    Don’t vote for crack, vote for smack!

  8. on 28 Jul 2005 JJ

    Yeah, I’ve never rocked the ganj… hmmmm… riiiiight.

    Though I must admit, beer is the god of all intoxicants.

  9. on 28 Jul 2005 JJ

    Wait a minute… Jimmy, I remember a gift I got from you one Christmas a few years back. I did not deny.

    In fact, it was one of the best gifts ever.

  10. on 28 Jul 2005 C Ro

    J.Mo, was Junior prom the one where I held the Vice Principal’s hand? Or was that Senior prom?

    Moderation is overrated.

  11. on 28 Jul 2005 mooalex

    Potheads.

  12. on 28 Jul 2005 mooalex

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  13. on 28 Jul 2005 J.Mo

    C.Ro, you held the VP’s hand? I must have been wasted.

  14. on 29 Jul 2005 Jimmy

    “Wait a minute… Jimmy, I remember a gift I got from you one Christmas a few years back. I did not deny.

    In fact, it was one of the best gifts ever.”

    the insinuation of my cock is funny. but, it was probably the palm pilot.

  15. on 29 Jul 2005 JJ

    True - but both gifts were great.

  16. on 29 Jul 2005 Michael

    i would imagine the only way i could watch cnn would be to be drunk or high. that’s the only way i could take that bs they throw at us…

  17. on 30 Jul 2005 Brian Wysol

    I don’t agree at all.

    When I smoke marijuana, I sometimes I think to myself–which girl from the Final Fantasy video game is the hottest??????

  18. on 31 Jul 2005 JJ

    I vote for Yuffie.

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