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August 1st, 2005 - 17:33
i don’t know, pooping and whacking are so fun. so why not?
August 1st, 2005 - 17:38
jimmy, are you posting wasted again?
hmm, i usually don’t use a euphemism for masturbation, but do use one for having sex. i like to say that i was “playing chess last night.” sex is kind of like playing chess though.
August 1st, 2005 - 18:01
Ooohhh. Let’s see:
Playing pocket pool.
Rubbing one out.
Clicking the mouse.
…
Chess, J.Mo? Chess is so boring, that doesn’t sound like you.
August 1st, 2005 - 18:09
chess?
shake and steak
fiction friction
i never heard of any of the ones i’m posting. just kinda wingin it.
August 1st, 2005 - 18:12
do your penis while doing your dishes, palm olives.
derived from a saying a friend of mine used to say.
August 1st, 2005 - 18:51
Visiting Rosy Palms and her five sisters
Rubbing Rob Reiner
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
August 1st, 2005 - 19:41
hand to gland combat
holding your sausage for hostage
spanking the monkey
beating the bishop is the all time best tho… i got to hand it to jj… (on second thought, he probably has a good handle on it already!)… anyone remember mtv back in the day when they were good… the show remote control and the catagory beat the bishop… that was the best!
August 1st, 2005 - 20:05
Mmmmm…. Kari Wuhrer. *drooling*
August 1st, 2005 - 21:08
hand to gland combat.
ha, i gotta use that one tonight.
meaning masterbating. but excellent non the less.
August 1st, 2005 - 21:10
oh wait, i vaguely remember something about the five finger knuckle shuffle.
August 1st, 2005 - 21:14
donald trump firing his apprentice
August 1st, 2005 - 21:17
indiana jokes finding a sweet dig.
August 1st, 2005 - 21:19
shuffle your ipod.
August 1st, 2005 - 23:26
Tapping the wookie on the head
Jilling off
Flicking the bean
Petting the kitty
Polishing the pearl
Beat the beaver
Clap your clit
Greasin’ the gash
Hit the slit
Let the beaver swim
Pet the poodle
Slam the clam
Tick the taco
Two-finger tango
(Thanks to George Carlin and Google!)
August 1st, 2005 - 23:27
Actually, after looking the title of the previous post, I think that would make a good euphemism for male masturbation…
Fuckin’ El Debarge
August 2nd, 2005 - 09:23
Spinnin’ a record
August 3rd, 2005 - 13:16
flog the dolphin
August 3rd, 2005 - 13:44
When’s J.Mo going to explain the chess?
August 3rd, 2005 - 17:40
Exploding the twin towers. This one only works if you have two penis’s.
August 4th, 2005 - 12:12
Slapping the salami
August 4th, 2005 - 13:03
bop the bologna
August 8th, 2005 - 07:24
Walking the dog
(It’s a Ponystable song.)
January 26th, 2006 - 01:35
Playing Tug of War With the Cyclops
Hitchhike To The Sky