This is Simply Insane
Aug. 05, 2005 by Jason
Holy shit.
From CNNSI:
A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.
Wait’ll you see his picture. Dude’s a freak!
August 5th, 2005
Holy shit! That guy is scary looking.
I guess he didn’t have a tivo.. or maybe his wife filled it up with lifetime movies which deleted all his episodes of ‘cock fighting nightly’.
Anyways, he looks like a cuddler…
August 5th, 2005
The bitch shoulda known the game was on..
I mean SERIOUSLY.. women can be so damn demanding.
August 5th, 2005
Don’t make fun of my future husband!
August 5th, 2005
In a related story, Mike Tyson’s doing porn now.
August 5th, 2005
Ick… Mike Tyson porn. Well, that’s enough to turn me lezbo.
August 6th, 2005
Crazy Shit!
August 8th, 2005
“Honey, if I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times. When I’m done, I’m done. No cuddlin’! Now, have you seen my hammer around here anywhere?”
“Why sweetie?”
“Just ’cause.”
“Oh okay. I’ll help you find it.”
August 8th, 2005
One time, I lost the keys to my set of handcuffs after I handcuffed him to my bed. Too bad I didn’t have a hammer around.