As mentioned in a comment yesterday, Mike Tyson is gearing up for a career in porn. And according to the boys over at AofG, when Tyson reaches down to whip that shit out - you’d better duck.

5 Responses to “Insane Ear-biter is Hung Like a Horse”

  1. on 07 Aug 2005 Chicken Little

    Seeing is believing. Keep in mind, men invented maps, and the idea that 1 inch = 100 miles.

  2. on 08 Aug 2005 Maine

    Nah, man. Mike was caught by the paparazzi a few years back. He’s not swinging a foot or anything. It looks pretty standard.

  3. on 08 Aug 2005 J.Mo

    14? whoa…. truth or fiction? maine, have you seen photos?

  4. on 08 Aug 2005 JJ

    Photos? Maine touched it!

  5. on 09 Aug 2005 Maine

    I saw a photo a few days ago. I forget where though. Hit up some Google.

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