I used another euphemism for shitting today that wasn’t already on the list. So I figured I should revive this for one more round.

The one I used today was “I gotta take care of the three S’s.” Shit, shower and shave. And if you’re in the right mood, it could be “the four S’s.” I’ll leave the fourth S a mystery for now.

For any new readers:
This is a master list of euphemisms for shitting. I started with five classics. The Churning Loyalists then added to the list in the comments section. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. The list is now compiled and it’s your turn again.

Here’s what we’ve got so far:

1. Drop the kids off at the pool
2. Grow a tail
3. Open up a can of soup
4. Pinch one off
5. Take the Browns to the Superbowl
6. Backing the bus out of the garage
7. Taking Bill Cosby’s kids to the lake
8. Make a donation to the porcelin god
9. Dropping science
10. Visiting fonzie’s office
11. Lay down some spicy brown
12. Lose a few pounds
13. Taking a signal 92
14. Cleaning out the vertical file
15. Buring some cable
16. Guile’s Taco Bell experience
17. Blasting a dookie
18. Rolling a ciger
19. Squeezing out a flesh slurpee
20. Dispensing some Soft-Serve
21. Dropping a bomb
22. Pinching a loaf
23. Waking Winnie the Pooh
24. Leaving a floater
25. I’m going to go sit down
26. CODE 3
27. Chevron moment
28. Read a book
29. Get rid of some lunch
30. Releasing the chocolate hostages
31. Go number two
32. Turtle head pokin out
33. Gotta take a squirter
34. Crackin’ off a couple of bricks
35. Contributing to nature
36. Prairie doggin’
37. Charm an upside down brown snake
38. The brown is down
39. Lucy placing a charlie brown kick
40. Molesting my asshole
41. Visit the library
42. Baking brownies
43. Got the Hershey squirts
44. Visiting the crapper
45. Have a crap
46. Code Brown
47. Giving Birth
48. Shee-Shee
49. Shoo-Shoo
50. Drop a deuce
51. Cleanse the colon
52. Let the corn out
53. Piss out my ass
54. Put my thoughts down on paper
55. Slide one out
56. Put my knuckles to the ground
57. Bio Break
58. Make some room
59. AM BM
60. Check the pipes
61. Visit fortress of solitude
62. Go to the thinking room
63. Stretch the anus
64. Fertilize the ferns
65. See a man about a horse
66. Go upstairs and check __
67. Secret activity #1
68. Pay homage to burger king
69. Take a seat on the throne
70. Make a Cleveland steamer
71. Going for a dump
72. The three S’s

On to the final round!