The Rawker
Aug. 31, 2005 by Jason
This guy rawks out with his cawk out (not literally).
You MUST click the link. The Rawker is hilarious. It’s a rock audition tape that some guy found at a music store.
From the original Rawker website (which has been taken down):
And within seconds after hitting “Play” on my VCR, I KNEW this stuff had to be shared with everyone on the planet. EVERYTHING about this video rules. The mullet hanging out of the back of the trucker hat, the fact that he’s topless and occasionally forgets the lyrics (and must read them from an index card), the chinese zodiac calendar hanging on the wall, just below the window dressing - BUT THERE’S NO WINDOW… And the music! IT RAWKS!
Indeed it does.
(Hat tip: O&A)
August 31st, 2005
“Insert witty saying here.”
The problem is, no one will say anything funny enough to do this justice…….but go for it Ev.
August 31st, 2005
Is that Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs?
“It puts the lotion on its skin or else it hears Sabbath slaughtered again.”
August 31st, 2005
Ahhhhhhh!!!! Ev - you stole my comment! It’s totally Buffalo Bill. Think the Rawker’s got it tucked too?
August 31st, 2005
The Rawker says : “I’d fuck me.”
August 31st, 2005
Hence the lotion…
August 31st, 2005
Mmmmm that’s SARcastic!
September 2nd, 2005
Jimmy, what is that video of the crazy redneck guy again? Does it involve a dog? This guy reminds me of that guy for whatever reason.
September 7th, 2005
Looks like the link is dead for now.