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If I didn't get so many sinus infections, I might actually try this. Just kidding.
Queen Vic Missile (noun)
When a man is receiving oral sex, he pulls out before he ejaculates, and then finishes off inside the woman's nose. The woman then snorts the semen up her nose, and into her mouth, then straight away, she spits it into the male's face. The female then gets up and walks off. Commonly used in England.
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September 6th, 2005 - 19:16
Ew.
September 6th, 2005 - 20:09
Right. There goes dinner.
September 6th, 2005 - 21:20
Man! Talk about hockin’ a loogy!
Blech.
September 7th, 2005 - 02:07
No, I do not want to learn more!!!
September 7th, 2005 - 02:44
You know…there’s such a thing as too much information…over-share.
Think I’m gonna be sick…Ummmm…Yip…I’m gonna be sick…gotta go…
September 7th, 2005 - 07:12
Nuh uh!
September 7th, 2005 - 09:52
Who actually benefits from that? Sounds uncomfortable for all parties involved.
And really… why improve the blowjob? Was anyone complaining about the blowjob?
September 7th, 2005 - 15:50
OK now! That’s just gross. I hate to think of the hangover I’d have after getting drunk enough to try that …
September 7th, 2005 - 17:59
That site is pretty insane. I think everyone just makes up the most outrageous thing they can think of.
Who knows Fanta?
FANTA (noun)
An abbreviation for Fuck And Never Touch Again
That’s lame.
September 7th, 2005 - 18:18
Look up Hammerlock for me J.Mo. Is it in there? Is it official?
September 8th, 2005 - 13:57
In my nose?
September 8th, 2005 - 16:32
Oh you mean there’s another way?
LOL just kidding.
September 12th, 2005 - 12:14
Jeezus. I really thought I did know about as much as you could. But jizz up the nose (and back out again another way) really takes the cake.
March 19th, 2007 - 16:38
I’m from england and i have NEVER fucking heard of that!