Why I Hate Smells
Sep. 08, 2005 by Jason
When you smell something, you’ve basically inhaled tiny little molecules of that “something” into your nostrils.
So if you smell a pie baking in the oven, tiny little pieces of pie floated up and landed inside your nasal passages. The same holds true for nasty shit.
If you smell a fart, you just inhaled molecules of shit into your lungs. When you smell piss - that means piss flew into your body through your nostrils. Someone just vomited and you caught a whiff? You’ve got vomit molecules inside your nose.
I fucking hate smells.
(My big brother taught me this.)
September 8th, 2005
Sweet. Like I needed to think about this for the rest of my life.
It’s bad enough that every time my dad farted and it stank, he would say, “filtered through shit”. Now I have to think about every horrid smell.
September 8th, 2005
I smell sex and candy.
September 8th, 2005
Oh thank God other people think like me! I thought I was alone.
September 8th, 2005
Hey JJ! This link will help…
http://www.thedrops.com
September 8th, 2005
Hahaha! I love it!
September 8th, 2005
Oh yeah… and… Who’s that lounging in my chair?
September 8th, 2005
“I smell stupid people.” Wasn’t that a quote from that movie with Bruce Willis. And now what do we make of Ben Franklin’s advice, “If you must fart, fart proudly.”
I like it when you run “thinking man’s” pieces.
Thanks!
September 8th, 2005
Thanks Poobah.