Comment Spammers Eat Ass
Sep. 12, 2005 by Jason
Comment spammers attacked The Churning a little over a month ago. They haven’t stopped since. But instead of getting all worked up about it, I decided to have a little fun.
See - these spammers are not your typical marketing experts. Shit, they don’t even leave a link. What good does it do to leave multiple pointless comments without even advertising anything? Every once in a while, they’ve tried to link to some gambling site or something, but WordPress blocked it. I’ve moderated out a dozen or so. The comments that are harmless yet retarded remain.
Okay, here we go. It started back in early August with my post about the time my little dog pissed all over the floor of our apartment building elevator:
You have a good site, i enjoyed my stay!
Left by Anonymous on August 4th, 2005Thanks!
Left by JJ on August 4th, 2005Excellent Web Site! Very professional and full of great information. I am greatly enjoying it. Your enthusiasm is wonderful!!!
Left by Anonymous on August 11th, 2005Good for you.
Left by JJ on August 11th, 2005Thank you for your wonderful web site and this guest page
Left by Anonymous on August 14th, 2005Your website is beautifully decorated and easily navigated. I have enjoyed visiting this site today and hope to visit many more times in the future.
Left by win on August 16th, 2005Moron. You didn’t even leave a link. Ass. You suck at comment-spamming.
Left by JJ on August 16th, 2005I can find many things that I look for here! Thank you very much!
Left by Anonymous on August 25th, 2005Lovely. Made my day (which is saying something)
Left by Anonymous on September 10th, 2005I’ll say something: Your mother shows her tits for tips.
Left by JJ on September 10th, 2005
It continued a week later with my post suggesting American Idol is completely irrelevant:
Cocktails
Left by Anonymous on August 11th, 2005Okay….
Left by JJ on August 11th, 2005Exstremely lovely site. Very impressed about all the lesson there are to learn and to know how much help is there also. Keep up the great work
Left by Anonymous on August 25th, 2005I hate you.
Left by JJ on August 25th, 2005Wow! I didn’t know that site was that good!
Left by Anonymous on August 26th, 2005Eat ass.
Left by JJ on August 26th, 2005check this out!
Left by Anonymous on September 7th, 2005What? The cock in your mouth?
Left by JJ on September 7th, 2005This is a very beautiful website, I have enjoyed my visit here very much. I’m very honoured to sign in your guestbook. Thanking you for the great work that you are doing here.
Left by Anonymous on September 8th, 2005I hope you contract an incurable venereal disease and lose all sensation in your genitals.
Left by JJ on September 9th, 2005Schöne Seite
Left by Anonymous on September 10th, 2005That’s German for “Pretty Site.”
Here’s my response:
Töten Sie sich.
Left by JJ on September 10th, 2005
They also attacked a couple of other posts. But I particularly enjoyed the dialog on my post regarding secret videotapes that prove Jim Morrison is still alive:
You have a good site, i enjoyed my stay!
Left by Anonymous on August 10th, 2005Good. Thanks..
Left by JJ on August 10th, 2005I really like your site
Left by Anonymous on August 11th, 2005Good.
Left by JJ on August 11th, 2005Nice site, I have bookmarked your site yet and I will come back again ! You have a gratest site!
Left by Anonymous on August 12th, 2005I just surfed in and found your site, I really enjoyed the visit and hope to come back soon. nice Site!
Left by Anonymous on August 12th, 2005This is great, look forward to looking into every area. Thanks for being there.
Left by Anonymous on August 13th, 2005Great site guys, please let me know if you are interested in exchanging links with us.
Left by Anonymous on August 14th, 2005Great site guys, please let me know if you are interested in exchanging links with us.
Left by Anonymous on August 14th, 2005Great site guys, please let me know if you are interested in exchanging links with us.
Left by Anonymous on August 14th, 2005Moron.
Left by JJ on August 14th, 2005I send you and your visitors my best greetings.
Left by Anonymous on August 25th, 2005Fuck you.
Left by JJ on August 26th, 2005Nice work chief
Left by Anonymous on September 7th, 2005Thanks.
Left by JJ on September 7th, 2005You have a good site, i enjoyed my stay!
Left by Anonymous on September 9th, 2005Good. Now go fuck yourself with a claw-hammer.
Left by JJ on September 9th, 2005good work, will back soon, great site congratulation!!
Left by Anonymous on September 10th, 2005Today’s wish:
That you slip on a street-corner sidewalk and fall face first right in front of a speeding bus.
Please help make my wish come true.
Left by JJ on September 10th, 2005
September 12th, 2005
DAYUM! Jim’s hanging out on the West coast huh? If I thought that might be true I’d be on my way to Oregon.
September 12th, 2005
I think they de-bunked the Jim Morrison video story. However, I think he might still be in hiding somewhere… probably hanging out with Andy Kaufman.
September 12th, 2005
Got here from your comment posted in ‘Devil’s Advocate’…
You should ‘comment spam’ the main page of their site in return (if you can hack into it) That would teach them a lesson. Hah!
September 12th, 2005
C’mon, JJ, that’s not spam. Everyone loves you and your “gratest site”. Suck it up and take it like a man.
Spammers suck. I hate the product spam the worst.
September 12th, 2005
JJ, you made me laugh so hard I got the hiccups. Nice job, great site, congratulations, I enjoyed your claw-hammer! (Teehee.)
September 12th, 2005
“i enjoyed my stay…” what the hell does that even mean? what are you running a freakin’ hostel? i get these darn things too… i just delete the little buggers… but i should do what you do… that was balls-ass funny… shouldn’t have read that in the middle of the office though… cracked my ass off… (anyone got some super glue)…
September 12th, 2005
This site is amazing! I’m telling all my friends about how much I enjoyed visiting! GREAT JOB!
By the way, this is Ryan, but i still want you to wish upon my death.
September 12th, 2005
It looks like the spammers must have outsourced their work. It shows what a “quality” product you can get that way.
Keep fighting the good fight.
So you won’t confuse me for a spammer, your site sucks
September 12th, 2005
Hey thanks for dropping by my blog.
At least your spammers were nice bunch of people (they leave compliment but no links, LOL), previously I’ve got up to 20 spams a day to promote their whatever product/link; as if my blog is some advertising board!!! That is really irritating!
Anyway, thank you for voting me in BotB
September 12th, 2005
You have very nice cite. I go to bed now. - Synonymous.
September 13th, 2005
at least they’re not as unpleasant as actualy spam.
September 13th, 2005
Thank god spammers haven’t come across my blog. But you can moderate comments before they get posted, right?
September 13th, 2005
Yeah Dr. Fil, I just delete the ones that have links to other websites. I decided to leave these ones, because the dumbasses neglected to even include a link.
BTW… I like your username. Pretty clever. I assume it’s Fil as in Filipino. Funny stuff…
September 13th, 2005
HA! This is huh-larious, JJ. Those spammers are assholes. I can’t figure how they haven’t consumed my sight yet.
September 13th, 2005
Acutally.. Sar gave me an idea today. I’m thinking about attacking spammers even if I see their comments on other sites besides The Churning. Here’s an example.
September 14th, 2005
LMAO, despite being fearful tonight.
September 15th, 2005
That’s some legitimately funny stuff. Well done, JJ.
October 13th, 2005
Hi there! Came to your blog via Michelle’s blog. You tagged her, right?
There are several ways of moderating spam. One of the best spam comments moderator is Spam karma 2. You can go google cna search for it =)
Good luck! At least you’re better than me… I’ve got lots of advertisement spams.
February 21st, 2006
Terrific Blog you have. Peace Out.
TreeFrog
March 6th, 2006
Kewl blog you got goin on up here.
Peace, JiggyWittit
May 21st, 2008
ALBINO HERE
To the ass that says no one would want to see an albino naked. They do or at least all of the men and women I have been with enjoyed it. Let me ask those of you that don’t have the witts to figure this out on your own. If the hair on my head is white, and my eyebrows and eyelashes are white what the hell color do you think my pubes are? BLACK don’t be stupid. Nipples are pink and I won’t even comment on the dumb fuck that wondered what color albino poop was.
May 21st, 2008
ALBINO HERE
To the ass that says no one would want to see an albino naked. They do or at least all of the men and women I have been with enjoyed it. Let me ask those of you that don’t have the witts to figure this out on your own. If the hair on my head is white, and my eyebrows and eyelashes are white what the hell color do you think my pubes are? BLACK don’t be stupid. Nipples are pink and I won’t even comment on the dumb fuck that wondered what color albino poop was.