sound the mutherfather cannons!!!!!

ok, i’m a football nerd.

well, of course the churning is routing for the bucs. but now, all of a sudden the saints are “america’s” team?

huh?

i thought all of the teams were american.

except for those damn commies the new england patriots.

oh wait, shit. they were also america’s team. in 2001. because they were called the “patriots”, even though new york and washington dc were hurt buy the terrorism. were the gaints called america’s team? nope.

why does a catastrophe create the “american team”?

am i making sense here?

16 Responses to “sound the mutherfather cannons!!!!!”

  1. on 18 Sep 2005 JJ

    When I was a kid, the Cowboys were “America’s Team.” Fuck that.

  2. on 18 Sep 2005 Jimmy

    and i am sorry for eveyone in the upper gulf coast and i have tried to do things(donate) to make things better, but i’m just talkin’ football.

  3. on 18 Sep 2005 Jimmy

    a bunch of people relate baseball as being “american”.

    i think the montreal expos could have been america’s baseball team.

    i love canada of much as i love their wierd bacon.

  4. on 18 Sep 2005 JJ

    “i am sorry for eveyone in the upper gulf coast and i have tried to do things(donate) to make things better, but i’m just talkin’ football.”

    Ditto.

  5. on 18 Sep 2005 pat

    shouldn’t the redskins be “america’s team”
    the american indians were first.

  6. on 18 Sep 2005 pat

    the american indians were here first.

    that’s how the sentence should read

  7. on 18 Sep 2005 Maine

    In a related story… what do you say to somebody that drafted Daunte Culpepper in their fantasy draft this year? Is “I’m sorry,” sufficient? Is he now America’s quarterback because he just threw 7 interceptions in a row?

    I’m being an asshole, I know. But I agree; the Saints fans got boinked hard, but that doesn’t really have anything to do with the team becoming America’s team. On the other side of the coin, I wouldn’t have the balls to gamble against them right now either. Do you know how much mojo your team gets when half the planet is rooting for you? That’s like… Karate Kid level mojo!

  8. on 18 Sep 2005 JJ

    Whoops!
    Sorry coach, I fucked up.
    Can I be America’s QB now?

  9. on 18 Sep 2005 Shane Gilreath

    The beauty about being a Bears fan is that the Vikings are in the same division ……. and the Lions QB just throws more picks than a banjo player.

  10. on 19 Sep 2005 mooalex

    Go ‘Skins!

  11. on 19 Sep 2005 KT

    Okay, call me mushy, but I interpreted the Saints being “Americas team” to mean that because they no longer have a city, they have been adopted by all of America. Thought it was kind of sweet… but then, I’m not a football nerd.
    Go Longhorns!!!

  12. on 19 Sep 2005 pat

    i’m just glad I played hines ward this week.

  13. on 19 Sep 2005 JJ

    Jimmy - I wish you would’ve used the Cadillac Williams line for the title of this post. That shit’s hilarious.

  14. on 20 Sep 2005 Jimmy

    shitboy, i played hines and carson palmer. i kicked motherfather ass!

    jj. do you mean,” my other car is a cadillac williams”.

    cadillac is kicking ass.

    ps-writing kicking ass, kicks ass.

    pps- go motherfather redskins!!!!!

    ppss- iam an uncle again! as of september 19th 7:19pm.

    yes!!

    pppsss-i used to do drugs. i still do, but i used to, too.

  15. on 20 Sep 2005 JJ

    Because of acid, I now know that butter is waaaaay better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.

  16. on 21 Sep 2005 J.Mo

    snooze……………..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………….

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