sound the mutherfather cannons!!!!!
Sep. 18, 2005 by Jimmy
ok, i’m a football nerd.
well, of course the churning is routing for the bucs. but now, all of a sudden the saints are “america’s” team?
huh?
i thought all of the teams were american.
except for those damn commies the new england patriots.
oh wait, shit. they were also america’s team. in 2001. because they were called the “patriots”, even though new york and washington dc were hurt buy the terrorism. were the gaints called america’s team? nope.
why does a catastrophe create the “american team”?
am i making sense here?
September 18th, 2005
When I was a kid, the Cowboys were “America’s Team.” Fuck that.
September 18th, 2005
and i am sorry for eveyone in the upper gulf coast and i have tried to do things(donate) to make things better, but i’m just talkin’ football.
September 18th, 2005
a bunch of people relate baseball as being “american”.
i think the montreal expos could have been america’s baseball team.
i love canada of much as i love their wierd bacon.
September 18th, 2005
“i am sorry for eveyone in the upper gulf coast and i have tried to do things(donate) to make things better, but i’m just talkin’ football.”
Ditto.
September 18th, 2005
shouldn’t the redskins be “america’s team”
the american indians were first.
September 18th, 2005
the american indians were here first.
that’s how the sentence should read
September 18th, 2005
In a related story… what do you say to somebody that drafted Daunte Culpepper in their fantasy draft this year? Is “I’m sorry,” sufficient? Is he now America’s quarterback because he just threw 7 interceptions in a row?
I’m being an asshole, I know. But I agree; the Saints fans got boinked hard, but that doesn’t really have anything to do with the team becoming America’s team. On the other side of the coin, I wouldn’t have the balls to gamble against them right now either. Do you know how much mojo your team gets when half the planet is rooting for you? That’s like… Karate Kid level mojo!
September 18th, 2005
Sorry coach, I fucked up.
Can I be America’s QB now?
September 18th, 2005
The beauty about being a Bears fan is that the Vikings are in the same division ……. and the Lions QB just throws more picks than a banjo player.
September 19th, 2005
Go ‘Skins!
September 19th, 2005
Okay, call me mushy, but I interpreted the Saints being “Americas team” to mean that because they no longer have a city, they have been adopted by all of America. Thought it was kind of sweet… but then, I’m not a football nerd.
Go Longhorns!!!
September 19th, 2005
i’m just glad I played hines ward this week.
September 19th, 2005
Jimmy - I wish you would’ve used the Cadillac Williams line for the title of this post. That shit’s hilarious.
September 20th, 2005
shitboy, i played hines and carson palmer. i kicked motherfather ass!
jj. do you mean,” my other car is a cadillac williams”.
cadillac is kicking ass.
ps-writing kicking ass, kicks ass.
pps- go motherfather redskins!!!!!
ppss- iam an uncle again! as of september 19th 7:19pm.
yes!!
pppsss-i used to do drugs. i still do, but i used to, too.
September 20th, 2005
Because of acid, I now know that butter is waaaaay better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.
September 21st, 2005
snooze……………..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………….