Do the Lynndie!
You all remember Lynndie England. She's the androgynous Army dwarf who got busted for pointing at a naked prisoner's junk at Abu Ghraib prison. Well, a psychiatrist testified at her trial saying she just couldn't help herself, because she suffers from depression and has an "overly compliant personality." Makes perfect sense to me.
I know whenever I get a little sad, I like to:
- Tie people up
- Strip them
- Place bags over their heads
- Get drunk
- Smoke a cigarette
- Point at the naked dudes' cocks
- Give the "thumbs up"
- Laugh my ass off
Listen Lynndie, you got caught. You were smiling and pointing at a prisoner's junk on camera. You can't deny it:

You may be a victim here, but that's fucking irrelevant. You're guilty.
I think Lynndie's alternative interrogation techniques deserve a little alternative punishment. Yeah, she'll probably do time, but in addition I encourage everyone out there to belittle her by "doing the Lynndie."

September 24th, 2005 - 13:08
You forgot the leash. You have to drag ppl around in leashes when you get depressed.
September 24th, 2005 - 13:10
Love the link. LOL!
September 25th, 2005 - 01:45
Yeah she really looks depressed! I think she was sleeping with the psychiatrist!
September 25th, 2005 - 03:34
How angry does that make me feel ……
BTW … Just wanted to let you know that I am back from Amsterdam and my ‘interesting’ holiday/work weekend has been blogged
September 26th, 2005 - 11:39
Not to get all political, but can you imagine the difference in widespread reaction if the genders had been reversed in these photos? A dude with a cigarette casually hanging out of his mouth, smiling in mock contempt at the naked woman he was pointing to with bags over their heads?
Just saying.
September 26th, 2005 - 13:40
I think..when you get depressed you HAVE to put bags over the heads of naked unknown men. I think you HAVE to do it. Shit..I mean, I do it all the time, you know?