Do the Lynndie!

You all remember Lynndie England. She’s the androgynous Army dwarf who got busted for pointing at a naked prisoner’s junk at Abu Ghraib prison. Well, a psychiatrist testified at her trial saying she just couldn’t help herself, because she suffers from depression and has an “overly compliant personality.” Makes perfect sense to me.

I know whenever I get a little sad, I like to:

  1. Tie people up
  2. Strip them
  3. Place bags over their heads
  4. Get drunk
  5. Smoke a cigarette
  6. Point at the naked dudes’ cocks
  7. Give the “thumbs up”
  8. Laugh my ass off

Listen Lynndie, you got caught. You were smiling and pointing at a prisoner’s junk on camera. You can’t deny it:

Do the Lynndie!

You may be a victim here, but that’s fucking irrelevant. You’re guilty.

I think Lynndie’s alternative interrogation techniques deserve a little alternative punishment. Yeah, she’ll probably do time, but in addition I encourage everyone out there to belittle her by “doing the Lynndie.”

6 Responses to “Do the Lynndie!”

  1. on 24 Sep 2005 trish

    You forgot the leash. You have to drag ppl around in leashes when you get depressed.

  2. on 24 Sep 2005 trish

    Love the link. LOL!

  3. on 25 Sep 2005 The Venting Housewife

    Yeah she really looks depressed! I think she was sleeping with the psychiatrist!

  4. on 25 Sep 2005 turboslut

    How angry does that make me feel …… :(

    BTW … Just wanted to let you know that I am back from Amsterdam and my ‘interesting’ holiday/work weekend has been blogged :)

  5. on 26 Sep 2005 sar

    Not to get all political, but can you imagine the difference in widespread reaction if the genders had been reversed in these photos? A dude with a cigarette casually hanging out of his mouth, smiling in mock contempt at the naked woman he was pointing to with bags over their heads?

    Just saying.

  6. on 26 Sep 2005 Ev

    I think..when you get depressed you HAVE to put bags over the heads of naked unknown men. I think you HAVE to do it. Shit..I mean, I do it all the time, you know?

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