Do the Lynndie!
filed in Links, Newsworthy on Sep.24, 2005
You all remember Lynndie England. She’s the androgynous Army dwarf who got busted for pointing at a naked prisoner’s junk at Abu Ghraib prison. Well, a psychiatrist testified at her trial saying she just couldn’t help herself, because she suffers from depression and has an “overly compliant personality.” Makes perfect sense to me.
I know whenever I get a little sad, I like to:
- Tie people up
- Strip them
- Place bags over their heads
- Get drunk
- Smoke a cigarette
- Point at the naked dudes’ cocks
- Give the “thumbs up”
- Laugh my ass off
Listen Lynndie, you got caught. You were smiling and pointing at a prisoner’s junk on camera. You can’t deny it:
You may be a victim here, but that’s fucking irrelevant. You’re guilty.
I think Lynndie’s alternative interrogation techniques deserve a little alternative punishment. Yeah, she’ll probably do time, but in addition I encourage everyone out there to belittle her by “doing the Lynndie.”
September 24th, 2005
You forgot the leash. You have to drag ppl around in leashes when you get depressed.
September 24th, 2005
Love the link. LOL!
September 25th, 2005
Yeah she really looks depressed! I think she was sleeping with the psychiatrist!
September 25th, 2005
How angry does that make me feel ……
BTW … Just wanted to let you know that I am back from Amsterdam and my ‘interesting’ holiday/work weekend has been blogged
September 26th, 2005
Not to get all political, but can you imagine the difference in widespread reaction if the genders had been reversed in these photos? A dude with a cigarette casually hanging out of his mouth, smiling in mock contempt at the naked woman he was pointing to with bags over their heads?
Just saying.
September 26th, 2005
I think..when you get depressed you HAVE to put bags over the heads of naked unknown men. I think you HAVE to do it. Shit..I mean, I do it all the time, you know?