24Sep/0512
While typing this………
my roommate's friend who is crashing on my couch keeps farting.
fuck. i can't say anything. i don't know him well enough to tell him to light a match. he also has the godamn tv remote. and if i didn't have my laptop on my lap he would probably have this too.
i'm not selfish but after staying here for a month when it was supposed to be a week i just want fresh air and a tv show! fuck!
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September 24th, 2005 - 10:35
i’m too nice.
September 24th, 2005 - 10:44
That sucks. Farts are bad enough when they’re your own… but when they come from another dude’s ass it’s pure torture.
September 24th, 2005 - 10:45
well. to make up for it. i’m eating his food that he’s storing here.
September 24th, 2005 - 11:52
Why not retaliate with a stink bomb or two of your own? As Ben franklin said, “If you must fart, fart proudly!”
September 24th, 2005 - 13:01
he also asked to use my computer and i let him.
September 24th, 2005 - 13:12
Hide the couch. Tell him it was stolen. Then make him sleep on the balcony/garden/storeroom/bathtub/garage.
September 24th, 2005 - 15:05
That is too funny. What’s my husband doing on your couch? LOL
Thanks for commenting on my blog today. So you are an ex-Floridian. Me too. But I only lived there for a few short years before moving up north to get married. We go back down every year for vacation though. I havne’t been to Rock Springs though in about 15 years. Boy, I would love to be there today.
September 24th, 2005 - 19:54
If you don’t know him well, why is he crashing at your place?? Maybe if you tell him in a funny, light-hearted way to stop stinking up the room or perhaps suggest a show you’d like to watch he won’t mind or be offended. Or you could always just use the “It’s my house/TV/laptop” excuse.
September 25th, 2005 - 01:41
I would just tell him to move his stinkin ass!
September 25th, 2005 - 01:42
Ick. Ick. Ick.
I had a friend who spent the night and I remember one night he slept in the floor (more like passed out) and my (at that time boyfriend) husband and I was nearby in a bed and he farted all damn night long. It was the most disgusting thing ever… and I can’t seem to forget it! Ick.
Thanks for the reminder!
September 25th, 2005 - 02:43
ewwww
September 26th, 2005 - 09:36
Light the match, man! All’s fair on couch & computer.