One time I was crossing the road in the rain.

I was walking home from work. I had my trusty umbrella out. I was excited about getting home and cracking a beer open.

I had some good stuff going for me.

Until I got pissed of............................

Ok, no matter what! People are supposed to stop at crosswalks in DC (very rare). But let's add a stop sign to the mix. OK?

I was at a crosswalk with a four way stop. I start crossing the street and a cab driver runs the stop sign! Fucker almost hit me!

But he didn't know that. He thought he DID hit me. I strategically put my umbrella in front of his windshield. Then, I punched the hell out of the side of his cab and I took a seat (lying down) on the ground.

He was freaking out. He thought his career was over. I didn't want to extremely upset the guy but I did want to teach the ass a lesson and I hope I did. I just yelled at him and told him to watch what he was doing. By the look on his face I feel like he learned.