The Churning
2Oct/0510

I Think I’m Going to Puke

I hate cleaning the house as it is... but if I ever had to clean this shit up, I'd fucking lose it. And I do mean shit literally.

(hat tip: Tickles)

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  1. Why is she…? Oh hell nevermind. That’s just freaking gross.

  2. that is probably the most unsettling thing i’ve ever read.

  3. Speechless.

  4. man, this has been bothering me for days. How long was she sleeping in a poopy bed? And how the hell did she get such an ass stain on the COUCH?

    ugh.

  5. Yeah the entire story is wildly ridiculous. I simply can not comprehend how someone can get to that point.

  6. So in this case, ‘The Churning’ refers to your stomach?

  7. I’m afraid to look. But based on the conversation it reminds me of a time when a friend of mine had sex in my bed while I was out of town and didn’t tell me. The guy (also a friend) was the one who confessed. Earlier that day, right before I left town, I took the dirty comforter and sheets and bundled up them in a ball in a corner of the room. That night, looking for something to lay on while humpin’ in my bed, she pulled the sheets from the corner. Little did she know, that my brother’s cats happened to piss on them earlier that day. Hence, why they were balled up in a corner. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind people getting dirty in my bed, but that’s what she gets for not telling me about it in the first place.

  8. Kyknoord:
    Yes! Good call.

    J.Mo:
    Okay, now that is seriously gross.

  9. I’ll be doing the gross-out dance for about a week. Thanks…

  10. Oh this is terrible…funny his verbage…” severity of the disgustipation”


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