Here’s a Question For You
filed in Humor on Oct.06, 2005
When a well-hung porn star sits down to pinch a loaf, does his twelve-inch cock dip down into the shitty toilet water?
Seriously - dude’s walking around his whole life proud of his mighty schlong, impressing ladies and what-not. But secretly, he must be embarrassed every day when he’s holding that thing up out of the water while dropping wolf bait.
October 6th, 2005
wow. just wow.
October 6th, 2005
That’s fucking fantastic. Fuck that bastard and his insanely large penis.
All you ladies that lust for that lust for a shitcock. HA HA HA HA!
October 6th, 2005
Heather:
Boo-yah!
Ev:
Excellent point! So many comics joke that “size does actually matter.” Yeah, it matters if you like your dicks soaked in shitwater.
October 6th, 2005
Goddamned right.
Shitcock! Hilarious!
October 6th, 2005
I gotta shit standing. That’s how simple it is.
October 6th, 2005
Maybe they do the “hover.”
October 6th, 2005
Never thought about it, crazy.
October 6th, 2005
The trick is too hold it with your legs. Just FYI.
October 6th, 2005
The answer is yes. Also, I like the phrase “pinch a loaf”.
October 6th, 2005
I think I’ve wondered that my entire life about guys. I never really thought to ask, but now, I am satisfied.
Shitcock.
interesting.
October 6th, 2005
LOL the post & comments on this one are great!
October 6th, 2005
Taking a shit gives me an erection, so I’ll never have that problem.
October 7th, 2005
The next time I’m in Vegas for the award show I’ll ask around and see how they deal with this.
October 7th, 2005
Rocky:
That sounds messy. Don’t you end up with shit all smashed in between your cheeks?
Marc:
Ahh yes, the hover. Like a drunken chick at a dive bar with piss covered toilet seats.
Big D:
I’d like to say I just thought about it… but the truth is this question has plagued me for years.
Crazy Dan:
That kinda makes sense. I guess you could curl it up then point it back down like an upside down U. Hmmm.. yeah i guess that would work.
Lauren:
Have you witnessed this? Yeah - that’s one of my favorite phrases for shitting. I’ll bring back my master list one of these days. You’ll know it when you see it.
Jillian:
That’s what we’re all about. Bringing the inportant issues to the forefront.
Jane:
Thanks. I think we’re a little closer to solving this mystery.
Wysol:
That kinda sucks. What if you have to piss when you shit? Does it just spray forward?
Zombie:
Thank you! I’m looking forward to a full report.
October 7th, 2005
Oh shit. I thought you had a picture.
October 7th, 2005
Nappy:
I’m so glad I didn’t.
October 9th, 2005
man…i never thought about tht. you just killed a beautiful vision…