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Here’s a Question For You
When a well-hung porn star sits down to pinch a loaf, does his twelve-inch cock dip down into the shitty toilet water?
Seriously - dude's walking around his whole life proud of his mighty schlong, impressing ladies and what-not. But secretly, he must be embarrassed every day when he's holding that thing up out of the water while dropping wolf bait.
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October 6th, 2005 - 14:57
wow. just wow.
October 6th, 2005 - 15:02
That’s fucking fantastic. Fuck that bastard and his insanely large penis.
All you ladies that lust for that lust for a shitcock. HA HA HA HA!
October 6th, 2005 - 15:08
Heather:
Boo-yah!
Ev:
Excellent point! So many comics joke that “size does actually matter.” Yeah, it matters if you like your dicks soaked in shitwater.
October 6th, 2005 - 15:10
Goddamned right.
Shitcock! Hilarious!
October 6th, 2005 - 15:28
I gotta shit standing. That’s how simple it is.
October 6th, 2005 - 15:31
Maybe they do the “hover.”
October 6th, 2005 - 18:56
Never thought about it, crazy.
October 6th, 2005 - 18:58
The trick is too hold it with your legs. Just FYI.
October 6th, 2005 - 20:06
The answer is yes. Also, I like the phrase “pinch a loaf”.
October 6th, 2005 - 20:17
I think I’ve wondered that my entire life about guys. I never really thought to ask, but now, I am satisfied.
Shitcock.
interesting.
October 6th, 2005 - 20:31
LOL the post & comments on this one are great!
October 6th, 2005 - 22:05
Taking a shit gives me an erection, so I’ll never have that problem.
October 7th, 2005 - 01:05
The next time I’m in Vegas for the award show I’ll ask around and see how they deal with this.
October 7th, 2005 - 08:59
Rocky:
That sounds messy. Don’t you end up with shit all smashed in between your cheeks?
Marc:
Ahh yes, the hover. Like a drunken chick at a dive bar with piss covered toilet seats.
Big D:
I’d like to say I just thought about it… but the truth is this question has plagued me for years.
Crazy Dan:
That kinda makes sense. I guess you could curl it up then point it back down like an upside down U. Hmmm.. yeah i guess that would work.
Lauren:
Have you witnessed this? Yeah – that’s one of my favorite phrases for shitting. I’ll bring back my master list one of these days. You’ll know it when you see it.
Jillian:
That’s what we’re all about. Bringing the inportant issues to the forefront.
Jane:
Thanks. I think we’re a little closer to solving this mystery.
Wysol:
That kinda sucks. What if you have to piss when you shit? Does it just spray forward?
Zombie:
Thank you! I’m looking forward to a full report.
October 7th, 2005 - 13:12
Oh shit. I thought you had a picture.
October 7th, 2005 - 14:08
Nappy:
I’m so glad I didn’t.
October 9th, 2005 - 13:04
man…i never thought about tht. you just killed a beautiful vision…
January 15th, 2010 - 16:57
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