Comments on: Five Things That Don’t Taste Like Festering Sores

By: desult

desult — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 05:06:47 +0000

1 Thing I can do – Ask for another beer

1 thing I can’t do -”Say no to “Want another beer?”

Gawd, I can so relate, JJ.

By: David

David — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 22:14:49 +0000

“Make some fucking delicious guacamole”

Great! Submit the recipe to Carnival of the Recipes. (But not this week, unless you include a ham recipe along with it. Blonde Sagacity has asked for ham recipes for our Islamofascit terrorist “friends”. I’d like to see “care baskets” of ham dishes–or better yet, Spam– delivered to mosques all over the Middle East as a result… )

I don’t have the patience necessary to make guacamole the way my tex-mex chef brother-in-law showed me, so I usually just drizzle a buncha jalapeno sauce on avocados and chow down.

By: trish

trish — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:36:02 +0000

cockblocking-assed bitch!…oohh tht was nice. thx mimi

By: Mimi

Mimi — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 00:56:33 +0000

Then you should say “cockblockin-assed bitch” a lot.

Say it!

It’s fun.

By: JJ

JJ — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:07:50 +0000

Excellent question!

A cockblock is when a guy is hitting on a girl and someone interferes – thus ruining his chance of taking the girl home with him.

So the person who ruined the guy’s chances of hooking up is a cockblock. (FYI – the term for when a girl is hitting on a guy and gets blocked is “clam slam.”)

But I use the term for just about anything. When I get cut off in traffic – I was cockblocked, when I’m telling a joke and someone interrupts – I was cockblocked, when I’m trying to order a beer at a bar and someone steps in front of me – I was cockblocked.

By: trish

trish — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:02:38 +0000

wht the hell is a cockblock?

By: JJ

JJ — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 16:32:57 +0000

Hmmmm…..

By: Ev

Ev — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 04:26:35 +0000

JJ can’t seal the deal, or so the ladies tell me.

By: JJ

JJ — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 00:10:29 +0000

Misti:
That’s true. I’m a beer freak.

C. Ro:
Thanks for playing along!
Ummm… actually you’re right. that’s why I haven’t gotten around to growing a beard. I can’t really make it happen.

By: C Ro

C Ro — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 00:08:16 +0000

Can you grow a beard?
Just kidding!

I played. Thanks for the tag, JJ.