Comments on: What is a Cockblock?

By: JJ

JJ — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 00:45:03 +0000

Diane:
Excellent. Guys gotta wear a jimmy hat.

Big D:
Wow. Cockblocked at work. That sucks.

By: Big D

Big D — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 20:36:37 +0000

My company cockblocked me from pornsites! It’s a new techinical term too.

By: Diane

Diane — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 13:55:08 +0000

Clam Slam- right. Makes perfect sense and rhymes too. I checked out “your newest sponsor” which reminded me of something I wrote once had to do with condoms but I can’t remember what it was now- I think it was a response to one of Mel’s posts about trojan viruses or something, lol. ANYWAY- have you ever been to the Trojan site? Go check it out, it’s too funny. They have songs, a game arcade, downloads….

http://www.trojancondoms.com/index.asp

By: JJ

JJ — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 11:40:37 +0000

Nappy:
Right. In some cases, a properly executed cockblock is justified. Like during beer-goggle time at the bar.

Shellbug:
Use the term frequently – I’m trying to start a revolution here.

Trav:
Cockblocking hook-up teams? Genius! You could swarm the bar, blocking left and right – then end up with all the ladies.

By: trav

trav — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:01:46 +0000

so, what you are saying is you basically need a team just to get some… you got your cockblocker who goes on the offensive for you to which you ultimate cockblock looking way cooler… the cockblocker blocker who runs interferrence from other guys once you are in… the wingman who saves her from the “clam slam” by keeping her friends busy… damn… instead of asking the boys if they want to go out for beers, i can just tell them i am getting a team together and ask if they want to join… next thing you know, they will be printing up jerseys…

By: Shellbug

Shellbug — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 02:07:01 +0000

I use the phrase cockblock all the time, I love it. However, I have never heard Clam Slam, but I cannot wait to try it!

By: nappy40

nappy40 — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 23:45:53 +0000

Sometimes a cockblock is a cockblock. Like when I was chatting up a young man wayyy too young for me and my sister interruptus with some bs. That was an old school cockblock.

By: JJ

JJ — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 22:15:16 +0000

Ev:
I hope you’re referring to my overabundant use of the term and not referring to my actions. Because as you know – I, Sir, am no cockblock.

Diana:
I’m here not just to entertain – but also to inform.

BeckEye:
I wish I had made that one up. It’s a good one. I actually heard it from a couple of different people.

Fidget:
I can’t believe I neglected to mention that. Cockblocking can be a great way to meet women. If a guy cockblocks another guy, the cockblocker always ends up looking cooler than the guy who got blocked.

By: Fidget

Fidget — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 22:06:00 +0000

cockblock is a common term around here. Actually I met my husband when he totally cockblocked this stupid guy… however Clam Slam is a new one for me. I’m sure i’ll get a lot of usage out of it, it rolls so nicely off the tongue

By: BeckEye

BeckEye — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 21:07:50 +0000

Yeah, I think you just made clam slam up! I will have to use it now though. Too good.