I Want my Ass Crack to Smell Like Meatloaf
This is the kind of soap Maine would like. It's not bacon, but it's pretty close.
Yeah, that's right. It's soap - and it looks like a steak. But I don't think it smells like steak. That would be cool.
Imagine you take a shower before work, then a few hours later you're sitting at your desk. You raise your arm to do an armpit b.o. check, and you notice you smell like meatloaf. Mmmmm... yummy. You know you're clean, because your soap smells like meatloaf. Now you're hungry - and it's almost lunchtime!
Someone could make a ton of money off of this idea. Think of all the crazy sex red-blooded American couples would be having if dudes' hot housewives smelled like a medium rare T-bone. "Hey honey, what's cookin'? Oh, that's you? Yummy!"
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach - which is kinda nasty if you think of it. But perhaps the way to a man's cock is through his nostrils (also nasty). But it's worth a shot, ladies.
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October 12th, 2005 - 07:11
I want to smell like a bacon-wrapped filet.
Maybe we should investigate side items.
Mac-n-cheese would rock!
October 12th, 2005 - 07:37
I love that idea, Marc!
How about conditioner that comes in an egg-nog carton?
Looks like nog, smells like nog, but it leaves the hair silky and smooth.
October 12th, 2005 - 09:17
Hmm, I don’t know who’d want me more.
My husband.. or my dogs.
Go fetch
October 12th, 2005 - 09:49
Oh now! Kind of kinky there with the hubby or the dogs. That makes me wonder though, would the local butcher all of a sudden have the hots for you too?
This post reminded me of this-
http://www.dianesstuff.com/?p=25
October 12th, 2005 - 13:34
Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve rubbed my balls with steak.
October 12th, 2005 - 14:33
Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve rubbed my balls with steak.
Left by Maine on October 12th, 2005
Ditto.
October 12th, 2005 - 20:11
LC:
Yes! You’d be verrry popular around the house.
Diane:
That’s why Sam the butcher always had the hots for Alice. She bathed with steak soap.
Maine:
Hmmm… usually a cold steak is applied to a black eye. can it also be used for a bruised ballsack? Oh… maybe you meant you rubbed them for pleasure. Next up: Steak bukkake!
Ev:
Thank you for certifying Maine’s comment. Now it’s official.
And I know why you rubbed your balls with steak. It’s because Bibi loves steak.
October 12th, 2005 - 23:40
Buuuurn, JJ. Burn.
October 13th, 2005 - 01:08
The soap and meat idea, together scares the shit out of me.
Although I love steak, I couldn’t imagine smelling like one.
Now beer, I love the smell of alcohol on a persons breath, preferably and only if they haven’t chucked it up. Maybe it’s strange, but both my twin and I have that opinion.
October 16th, 2005 - 22:03
Desult:
Yes! I’m totally with you on that. Beer smell is always good.