Comments on: Inaccurate Celebrity News

By: JJ

JJ — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 03:45:27 +0000

Sam:
Yeah, it made my stomach turn just writing it.

Maine:
Yes! Dude’s way underrated.

Ev:
Give him a kick in the cunt.

LC:
That sounds like it might be pretty close to the truth.

Ann:
Definitely.

Kev:
The men carry the babies in their coinpurse.

Sar:
That’ll never happen.

By: Sar

Sar — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:14:36 +0000

I love when you do these, JJ! I have no idea how you’re able to come up with so many funny ones though. Here’s my lame contribution.

Doting father, Kevin Spederline, got a job today.

By: Ev

Ev — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 03:18:49 +0000

Did I mention that Tom Cruise should be cockpunched? I think I did.

By: Kevin Kubusheskie

Kevin Kubusheskie — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:45:46 +0000

Isn’t it part of Scientology that the men carry the babies? You know, like sea horses? Katie CAN’T be pregnant. It’s against the religion that she was brainwashed to believe.

By: Ann Alsex

Ann Alsex — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 00:38:15 +0000

I think Tom got Katie pregnant by putting someone else’s penis in her.

By: LC

LC — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:18:42 +0000

Demi Moore files for an annulment against Ashton Kutcher.
The reason: fraud.
She says he’s really gay.. and just used her to get closer to Bruce.

By: Ev

Ev — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 14:42:14 +0000

Tom Cruise should be punched in the coinpurse repeatedly.

By: Maine

Maine — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 13:36:17 +0000

About time Beelzebub got some celebs in his corner…

By: Sam

Sam — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:12:08 +0000

That last one is disgusting. Ick, who wants to think of Tom Cruise that way? Forget it, I’ll take a poop joke over that one any day. My mind will never be the same, lol.