1. 

   C Ro
   October 14th, 2005 - 17:02

   Ah, well at least you’ll have fondue and some JMo birthday partying to make you forget those stupid heads who mistakenly failed you.
2. 

   Sar
   October 14th, 2005 - 17:24

   Hang in there JJ.
3. 

   Jimmy
   October 14th, 2005 - 17:29

   Come to ike’s after 11pm. i’ll buy you a drink. the reason it has to be after 11 is because i’m dj-ing a bachelor party from 9-11. strippers and shit.

   what do i spin to strippers? i’m guessing motley crue and 80′s hair bands.
4. 

   Omnipotent Poobah
   October 14th, 2005 - 18:02

   Not a failure, just discerning. I figure if you didn’t do well on the test you probably shouldn’t have worked there anyway.

   Good luck! I’m fighting the same battle.
5. 

   Ev
   October 14th, 2005 - 18:13

   Fuck that shit, who wanted that job anyways. Don’t worry, when you come to my house for my b-day there will be pizza.

   Commence rejoicing.
6. 

   bob
   October 14th, 2005 - 21:48

   Yes, you are a failure, that much is embarrassingly evident. But not because of this. Rather because of the inane, immature effluvium of thine mouth in all the rest of this colossal waste of bandwidth.

   Not funny, not hip, not even germain to life in this dimension. Just childish, boring… as you yourself must certainly be.

   Grow up.

   Or not.

   - bob
7. 

   Ev
   October 15th, 2005 - 00:27

   Yay, JJ’s got an enemy.

   I think it’s awesome that you use big words, bob. I mean, you must be super smart with all that brain power.

   Plebian.
8. 

   Kevin Kubusheskie
   October 15th, 2005 - 09:12

   You’re not a failure, Uncle Ulysses. You’re my idol. My Billy Idol.
9. 

   christa
   October 15th, 2005 - 09:17

   Sorry to hear that you didn’t make it
   Have a beer or two for me too, will ya?
   And it’s not You who are the failure, silly…it’s the interview that failed. Major difference.
10. 

    LC
    October 15th, 2005 - 09:48

    YAY!! Now you can join me! I am President of the “Can’t get a better job if my life depended on it” club!

    We’d like to welcome you!

    Our motto is ‘ They’re just jealous cause we can do their jobs better than they can’

    Our color is red – cause that’s where our bank accounts are.

    Our animal is ‘skunk’ – cause our future stinks.

    But at least we have each other… and beer!

    Don’t worry JJ.. you’re talented, young and smart.
    SCREW THEM!
11. 

    JJ
    October 15th, 2005 - 16:25

    C.Ro, Sar, Jimmy, Poobah, Ev, Kev, Christa, LC:
    Thanks for your kind words. Yeah, I’m not sweating it. It’s probably for the best. At least I have a job now while I’m considering my other options.

    Bob:
    I’m glad you stopped by. Sorry you didn’t enjoy yourself. I’m aware The Churning doesn’t cater to all tastes.
12. 

    pat
    October 15th, 2005 - 18:59

    screw the job interview. Remember you are going to be a professional poker player!
13. 

    pat
    October 15th, 2005 - 18:59

    or a pro rock, paper, scissors player!
14. 

    turboslut
    October 16th, 2005 - 05:12

    You are definately not a failiure. Sending my love and happy thoughts
15. 

    JJ
    October 16th, 2005 - 22:11

    Pat:
    I think I’m going to give up on my dream of becoming a professional rock paper scissors player. I played a bunch up in DC this weekend and I lost to just about everyone.

    TS:
    Thanks. I think I’ll be able to get over it pretty quickly. It’s history now, so there’s nothing I can do to change the outcome.
16. 

    Marc
    October 17th, 2005 - 05:16

    Since when do you need to fail a test to drink 10 beers?
17. 

    JJ
    October 17th, 2005 - 07:28

    Good point.
18. 

    nappy40
    October 17th, 2005 - 15:37

    Same thing happened to me in Chicago. Don’t sweat it.
19. 

    JJ
    October 17th, 2005 - 23:42

    Sorry to hear that, Nappy. Sucks.

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