Comments on: Making Butt Coffee: Final Round of Shit Euphemisms

By: Noah Brown

Noah Brown — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 03:54:40 +0000

Taking my talents to South Beach

By: Pam

Pam — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 00:43:28 +0000

Baptize Obama

By: swiney

swiney — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:49:42 +0000

dropping the kids at the pool

By: swiney

swiney — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:44:55 +0000

throwing a load of old shoes out of a loft

By: mike hart

mike hart — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 12:38:50 +0000

unchained melody

By: Andy

Andy — Thu, 05 May 2011 11:08:54 +0000

Re-stocking the pond with brown trout

By: Terry

Terry — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 22:53:11 +0000

Send a posse out after some river rats

Conduct an important business transaction

My wife LOVES both of these…they get me “the look”"

By: John Ashby

John Ashby — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 16:54:17 +0000

Break off a dirty piece of spine.

By: James Peckham

James Peckham — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 02:11:09 +0000

take the browns to the super bowl
drop mud
lay assphalt
scare fish
paint the porcelain
give the food back
make room for dinner/supper/lunch/breakfast/a snack (next meal)
see a man about a horse ( i don’t get it my grandpa said it )
lose 5 lbs (10/20/30….)
unhinge the doors
sink battleships

By: donkyschlong

donkyschlong — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 16:18:40 +0000

bomb pearl harbor