Lion Sex is Hot

20Oct/0511

J.Mo is spending a couple weeks in Kenya. She e-mailed me this post about watching animals fuck:

I've been on 3 game drives since I've been here and my last one is tomorrow morning at 6:30am. I've seen countless animals. It's pretty unbelievable.

On our last drive, we saw two lions mate. It was fucking hot... Seriously though, I have to say it was pretty cool. I kind of felt a bit embarrassed taking snapshots of them during their intimate moment. However, I did provide some commentary, along with the other people I've been driving around with.

All I gotta say is that male lions are a lot like the stereotypical man: love 'em, no cuddling, and then take off to take a nap. The female lion even tried to be playful about 5 minutes afterwards and the male lion just kept growling at her to leave him alone. Meanwhile, his brother was waiting on the sidelines for him to finish up (he lost the 'fight' for the chance to mate with her). Ahh, animal mating behavior is so very fascinating... seriously.

-----Update: J.Mo posted a picture of two lions fucking.

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Diane
October 20th, 2005 - 08:27

Africa’s always been a great country for bringing sex to the masses, animal or otherwise- via National Geographic of course.
Diane
October 20th, 2005 - 08:28

I forgot to say- Hell yes Lion sex is hot! I’m a Leo
Marc
October 20th, 2005 - 10:50

Leo here as well.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion f@ck$ tonight.
mooalex
October 20th, 2005 - 10:58

Forget lions… I’m a Sagittarius and I like a man who’s hung like a centaur.
Marc
October 20th, 2005 - 12:04

Do we really believe JMo “felt a bit embarrassed taking snapshots?”
RockyJay
October 20th, 2005 - 12:22

You’re right, sounds like a typical man – and cuddling is for wussies anyway.

However, I am curious; how long the actual “act” took? Was that average 2Â½ minutes as well? I mean.. [hrrrm], that’s what I’ve heard the average is…
christa
October 20th, 2005 - 15:24

I’ve read somewhere (haven’t we all? :p) that it’s suppose to be a very painful act….I mean for Lions
And that they can mate 100′s of times within only a couple of days before they’re done. Now… beat that if you can
Ev
October 20th, 2005 - 18:45

Lioncock doesn’t have the same pull as the term “Horsecock”.

Hi Ladies, I’m Teddy “Horsecock” Sanderson. Would you like to go out?

*All de ladies swoons*
Zombie Flyboy
October 20th, 2005 - 21:00

I’ve always heard that lions are terrible lovers.
Shane Gilreath
October 20th, 2005 - 23:47

Where’s the pics??!!?!?
J.Mo
October 21st, 2005 - 11:12

Since I was the one who witnessed this act, I will respond to your comments.

Never in my life did I expect to see lion sex outside of the National Geographic or Discovery Channel. It was quite a sight. A 30-second moment. So, men (typically) fare better than the lion, as do women. The lioness didn’t look like she was enjoying the moment and even growled. The lion then bit her neck to get her to be quiet. Afterwards, he walked away. He then followed her 5 minutes later to a different spot, marking his territory before he left. Apparently, he wasn’t the head lion of the pride in this territory. He just ‘snuck’ in with his brother while the head lion was off napping or fucking one of his other lionesses. And yes, they mate on average every 15 minutes or so for the next 1-3 days. Now, even I wouldn’t enjoy that much fucking.

And yes, Marc, I actually was slightly embarrassed, but I could not help but be trigger happy and take at least 10 photos of that 30-second affair.

Check back in two weeks when I’m home and I’ll post the pics.