So I DJ-ed a bachelor party last week.
I'm gonna make this short and sweet. Or in other words, short and fucked up. It was a pretty easy gig. The strippers gave me a cd and I pushed play. Every once in a while a I had to turn the music down so they could talk to "the dudes".
These are three things that I don't think normally happen during a strip show. These things cost "the bros" ten bucks each except for the last thing.
1. "Dudes" were lying down on the ground with a bill on their face. The strippers would pick up the money off their face with their giners.
2. They had shots in test tubes. The girls would lay on their backs and put their legs over their heads. They stuck the test tubes in their vaginas. The dudes would take the shot. But before drinking it (taking the shot with no hands), they'd go up and down. They fucked the girls with a test tube while the test tube was in their mouth!
3. DOUBLE ENDED DILDO ACTION!!! The two girls fucked each other.
Whoah, am I naive to this?
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October 22nd, 2005 - 16:57
They should have a special name for that shot-taking technique. You know, they’d whip out the test tubes and yell something like, “Giner-shot time!” Or, “Who wants a shot of the ol’ in n’ out?” Or, “We’re breakin’ out the cooter-drinks!”
October 22nd, 2005 - 17:11
Not as spanking new as you might think :p
And that’s all I have (and intend) to say about that…lol
October 22nd, 2005 - 17:36
Were the girls so fine, so fine, so fine?
October 22nd, 2005 - 19:26
Holy… you sure it was just a bachelor party? LOL
October 22nd, 2005 - 19:54
I imagine you had “beef strok’n'off” for dinner afterwards, right Jimmy?
October 23rd, 2005 - 01:03
Yeah, uh…that’s just really, really gross.
October 23rd, 2005 - 02:02
Um, those aren’t strippers, they’re whores.
October 23rd, 2005 - 02:22
Had seen a “show” like that before at a Bachelors party. The part with the shot glasses sounds pretty homoerotic — Sucking on a lady’s Glass Johnson.
October 23rd, 2005 - 07:26
Sure this wasn’t a Vikings cruise?
October 23rd, 2005 - 11:23
the hardest (no pun intended) was giving the cd back to the naked stripper and looking at her straight in the face.
October 23rd, 2005 - 11:36
So when they picked up the dollar bills off dude’s face, was it like a clamping action or more like a frog’s tongue-type grab?
October 23rd, 2005 - 16:14
Why would you look them straight in the face? They’re strippers; you’re supposed to look at them. Occupational hazard.
October 23rd, 2005 - 17:51
Did the strippers have brazilian runways?
Were there any “pussy” chants going on?
October 23rd, 2005 - 22:55
Ever since “Requiem for a Dream” I’ve been waiting to see some double-sided dildo action… Guess I’m gonna have to get one of my friends married before I will though.
October 23rd, 2005 - 23:06
Sounds like a mild bachelor party.
October 25th, 2005 - 11:46
Sounds like Bangkok…. you know the city is called that for a reason.
JJ and MoMo may witness some of these gina tricks firsthand on their vacation!
November 8th, 2005 - 03:29
It seems I remember hearing about when they didn’t use test tubes…or was that an urban legend?