Recycling poop is probably a bad idea.

I just saw the movie, Me and You and Everyone We Know. It’s totally surreal. In one scene, two brothers are IM’ing some lady they met in a chatroom. She thinks she’s chatting with a sex obsessed adult, but she’s actually having a conversation with two kids.

The boys are trying to think of something sexy to say and this is what they come up with:

Boy: What should we write? “I have a big wiener?”

Little Brother: I want to poop back and forth.

Boy: What? What does that mean?

Little Brother: Like, I’ll poop into her butt hole and then she’ll poop it back into my butt hole. And then we’ll just keep doing it back and forth with the same poop.

Boy: Oh, my God. I’m going to put that! “I want to poop back and forth.” Oh, God. She’s gonna think we’re a crazy, perverted person. Ooh! She thinks we’re crazy!

Little Brother: No, tell her like how I said it.

Boy: No, she’ll never write back. We have to sound like we’re a man, you know? That’s just lame. It’s stupid.

Little Brother: But you said I could do half, and you’ve done all of them before this.

Boy: Whatever. We’re probably gonna get arrested. What do you want me to put?

Little Brother: Like how I said it. “I’ll poop in your butt hole… and then you will poop it back… into my butt… and we will keep doing it. Back… And forth… With the same poop…. Forever.”

Later in the movie, the little brother was IM’ing the lady again and he typed a picture of pooping back and forth. It looks like this: ))<>((

Seems like a bad idea to me. Who would want someone else’s shit inside their ass? It’s like an internal Cleveland steamer.

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