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1Nov/0527

There’s Nothing Quite Like a Shorn Scrotum

Over at the QW, there's been a lot of talk lately about bald nutsacks. I want to know where you stand on this.

  1. Are ballbags better hairy or shaved?
  2. How about the patch above the cock?
  3. Inner thighs?
  4. Asscrack?
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  1. Personally, i’m not fussed about hairy genetalia. I do hate hairy thighs and asscracks though.

  2. Doesn’t matter as long as it’s clean :p

  3. I had dinner with 3 young ladies last week, and this subject came up…for both men and women. But they all seemed to agree. While they didn’t mind some hair, grooming is essential.
    So to quote LC, man-up.

  4. Hell yes..
    My husband enjoys me getting a bikini wax… he DAMN WELL better be nice and smooth when I venture down there!!!

  5. Hmm… HMM… I can’t quite answer this one…

  6. You need a little bit of hair for friction. If it’s all smooth, you’re just slipping around with no traction. That’s how bones get broken people!

  7. I ask that my lady friends shave, no reason that I shouldn’t either.

  8. Neatly trimmed is best, hands down. I do it and so should you.

    Au naturelle is second best, but only because bald is fucking freaky. Not to be judgmental or anything.

  9. 1. Shaved
    2. Trimmed
    3. If this area is a problem, it will be beyond obvious that something needs to be done.
    4. See above.

  10. I agree with Cindy, as long as things are well groomed, shouldn’t be a debate.

  11. Looks like most people are saying “trimmed” is best on top with a shaved or trimmed ballsack.

    I suppose the best bet is to stick with whatever your significant other prefers. If you’re single, then you gotta trim that shit.

    However, I do agree with LC. If you expect your SO to maintain a certain hairstyle, then you should be open to their suggestions as well.

  12. You know… landing strip, Brazilian, classic triangle, etc.

  13. What if you have hair on your belly and legs? Wouldn’t a giant bald patch in between stick out?

  14. If that’s the case, I think you gotta trim up everything to even it out a bit.

  15. There’s gotta be a business in here somewhere. Like, please give my boyfriend a trim, here let me show you where. You know, someone with experience who could ascertain maybe the night before a date that either a male or female was sufficiently shorn for oral purposes but still well lubricated for the more cardio workout. Practitioner must have experience with razors and tight tolerances.

  16. Definitely!

    There are plenty of places that offer bikini waxing for women. They should have a place for dudes to get their junk cleaned up.

  17. How the fuck did I miss this posting?? Damn it.

  18. Ha! Seems like your kind of topic.

  19. i think shaved on a guy is just wrong, trimmed is sexy and i absolutly love to see a trail of hair to their belly button, to me nothings hotter :P

  20. I like to taste a completely bald pussy, but the only problem is, if the girl doesnt shave for like 3 days after she did before, its not good. I shave everything araound my cock and balls. my scrotum is really soft, and my cock looks much bigger.

  21. jessica:
    Ummmm… yeah… you wouldn’t like me then. :)

    andy:
    Excellent point. If you’re going to shave, you gotta keep shaving regularly. Scruff isn’t good.

  22. PS There are many salons that do man-grooming as well as most spas/salons where women get waxed will service men too. Just call and ask. My boyfriend and I went together once…hilarious…he didn’t think it would sting at all.

  23. Cardio workout is always great if you want to cut down those fats,:-

  24. Which is great advice for a fat tub of shit like yourself, Zachary.

  25. Cardio Workout is really great when you want to burnout those calories’~;

  26. Cardio is for pussies. Go do your jazzercise elsewhere, you god damn wuss.


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