There’s Nothing Quite Like a Shorn Scrotum
filed in Personal, Sex on Nov.01, 2005
Over at the QW, there’s been a lot of talk lately about bald nutsacks. I want to know where you stand on this.
- Are ballbags better hairy or shaved?
- How about the patch above the cock?
- Inner thighs?
- Asscrack?
November 1st, 2005
Personally, i’m not fussed about hairy genetalia. I do hate hairy thighs and asscracks though.
November 1st, 2005
Doesn’t matter as long as it’s clean :p
November 1st, 2005
I had dinner with 3 young ladies last week, and this subject came up…for both men and women. But they all seemed to agree. While they didn’t mind some hair, grooming is essential.
So to quote LC, man-up.
November 1st, 2005
Hell yes..
My husband enjoys me getting a bikini wax… he DAMN WELL better be nice and smooth when I venture down there!!!
November 1st, 2005
Hmm… HMM… I can’t quite answer this one…
November 1st, 2005
You need a little bit of hair for friction. If it’s all smooth, you’re just slipping around with no traction. That’s how bones get broken people!
November 1st, 2005
I ask that my lady friends shave, no reason that I shouldn’t either.
November 1st, 2005
Neatly trimmed is best, hands down. I do it and so should you.
Au naturelle is second best, but only because bald is fucking freaky. Not to be judgmental or anything.
November 1st, 2005
1. Shaved
2. Trimmed
3. If this area is a problem, it will be beyond obvious that something needs to be done.
4. See above.
November 2nd, 2005
I agree with Cindy, as long as things are well groomed, shouldn’t be a debate.
November 2nd, 2005
Looks like most people are saying “trimmed” is best on top with a shaved or trimmed ballsack.
I suppose the best bet is to stick with whatever your significant other prefers. If you’re single, then you gotta trim that shit.
However, I do agree with LC. If you expect your SO to maintain a certain hairstyle, then you should be open to their suggestions as well.
November 2nd, 2005
hairstyle?
November 2nd, 2005
You know… landing strip, Brazilian, classic triangle, etc.
November 2nd, 2005
What if you have hair on your belly and legs? Wouldn’t a giant bald patch in between stick out?
November 2nd, 2005
If that’s the case, I think you gotta trim up everything to even it out a bit.
November 7th, 2005
There’s gotta be a business in here somewhere. Like, please give my boyfriend a trim, here let me show you where. You know, someone with experience who could ascertain maybe the night before a date that either a male or female was sufficiently shorn for oral purposes but still well lubricated for the more cardio workout. Practitioner must have experience with razors and tight tolerances.
November 7th, 2005
Definitely!
There are plenty of places that offer bikini waxing for women. They should have a place for dudes to get their junk cleaned up.
December 9th, 2005
How the fuck did I miss this posting?? Damn it.
December 9th, 2005
Ha! Seems like your kind of topic.
June 26th, 2006
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November 19th, 2006
i think shaved on a guy is just wrong, trimmed is sexy and i absolutly love to see a trail of hair to their belly button, to me nothings hotter
December 1st, 2006
I like to taste a completely bald pussy, but the only problem is, if the girl doesnt shave for like 3 days after she did before, its not good. I shave everything araound my cock and balls. my scrotum is really soft, and my cock looks much bigger.
January 11th, 2007
jessica:
Ummmm… yeah… you wouldn’t like me then.
andy:
Excellent point. If you’re going to shave, you gotta keep shaving regularly. Scruff isn’t good.