I don’t know who these kids are, but their Halloween costumes are pretty sweet.

They’re dead ringers for Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro Sanchez. Napoleon’s got those horrible boots and Pedro’s wearing that awful wig. Perfect!

I hope the trick or treating went something like this:

Pedro: “Give us candy and all your wildest dreams will come true.”
Guy with candy: “Who are you supposed to be?”
Napoleon: “Napoleon Dynamite.”
Guy with candy: “Who?”
Napoleon: “Napoleon Dynamite. I’m one of Pedro’s best friends.”
Guy with candy: “Who’s Pedro?”
Pedro: “I like your bangs.”
Napoleon: “Just give us the candy! I’m freakin’ starving! I didn’t get to eat anything today!”
Guy with candy: “All right, here you go…”
Napoleon: “Gosh! Freakin’ idiot!”

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