No Vacation for The Churning
Nov. 15, 2005 by Jason
This fucker’s on autopilot!
I’m spending a couple of weeks in Thailand where I’ll have limited internet access. But I didn’t want to leave The Churning loyalists out in the cold while I’m away.
I’ve been working overtime, writing extra entries to post while My Lady and I are relaxing in the sun. Some are pretty fucking good and others are… well… they’re okay I guess. Here’s what’s happening around here for the next couple of weeks:
Sex Club Banana Show
Thursday, November 17
I’m a Foul-Mouthed Asshole on the Internet and in Person
Friday, November 18
A Truly Disgusting Hotel Room
Saturday, November 19
T-Shirt Hell is Evil (In a Good Way)
Monday, November 21
Poop Back and Forth on a T-Shirt
Tuesday, November 22
My Roommate Shit on the Coffee Table
Wednesday, November 23
Don’t Ask Stupid Questions
Thursday, November 24
The Peach Pit is Alive and Well in Philly
Friday, November 25
Celebrities: Dead or Alive?
Monday, November 28
All out Battle - Humidifier vs. Dehumidifier
Tuesday, November 29
Die Yuppie Scum!
Wednesday, November 30
Celebrate my Return with the Dancing Guy
And of course Jimmy, J.Mo, Ev, and Jillian will be posting as well. Meanwhile, Ev is in charge, so if you see a glitch on the site please send him a little note (and call him a dirty bastard, he likes that).
See you in two weeks!
November 15th, 2005
Hey!!! I wish you have tonsssss of fun!!! ;D
;* muah
November 15th, 2005
I’ll keep my eye on ‘em JJ not to worry
Don’t forget the Thai stick!
November 15th, 2005
Have fun! … BTW: that quote was from Napoleon, but obviously you knew that (?)
November 15th, 2005
SickGirl13:
Thanks! We’re heading out in the morning. I can’t wait!
Diane:
Excellent. I’ll bring back a report on Thai sticks for you.
RJ:
Yeah. I just wanted an excuse to promote your ass of the day pics.
November 15th, 2005
Have a great trip, JJ, and a better flying experience time around!
We’ll be here when you get back.
November 15th, 2005
Watch out for them ladyboys…
November 15th, 2005
And I promise to post once I join the rest of the world and get Internet at home. Only 2 days! Oh the danger…
November 15th, 2005
Sar:
Thanks! Hopefully my head won’t explode.
J.Mo:
Speaking of ladyboys…
November 16th, 2005
Let us know if you find The Beach. Oh yeah, and Leonardo DiCaprio said taking a shot of Cobra blood was a real rush…
But seriously, have fun.