Ask any of my friends, and they’ll gladly tell you. I’m a foul-mouthed asshole who constantly talks about drinking, sex, and shitting. And for some reason, they still hang out with me.

But the thing is, I imagine that the people I meet through The Churning think I’m probably a nice guy in person. Odds are, I’m just a normal person who likes to vent online. But the way I write here is pretty close to the way I actually talk.

CousinEddie had a chance to witness this in person. I went down to Richmond a couple of weeks ago to hang out with my buddy Ev on his birthday. Eddie lives down in that part of the world too, so we all hung out together.

It’s a little strange. Eddie is one of the first bloggers I’ve met in person. You could sort of count the rest of the QW! boys, but I met them right around the same time I started reading their site.

So My Lady and I were hanging out with Ev, his lady. We enjoyed some delicious pizza and a bunch of beers. By the time Eddie showed up, we were pretty lit. I still don’t know what Eddie’s take on the whole thing was, but when Ev and I got to talking, the conversation went something like this:

Ev: “blah blah cock blah tit fucking blah blah”
JJ: “blah took a shit blah blah got drunk blah blah”
Ev: “blah masterbating blah blah semen all over the place blah blah”
JJ: “blah blah fuck that blah blah eating ass blah”
Ev: “blah giant cock blah blah vaginas blah blah”
JJ: “blah fucking shit blah blah drank 15 beers blah blah”
Ev: “blah blah piiizzzzaaaa blah I like pizza blah blah”
JJ: “blah piiizzzzaaa blah beers blah blah blah”

We really are a couple of dimwitted children.